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honorscollege
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Reasonopia
14.02.2020 22:52:00
honorscollege

dddddoppio wrote:
i was initially gonna buy candy and roses for myself after work but when i went past the seasonal section like.... all the goddamn candy was gone. when i went to get the roses i found out we were selling stargazer lillies as well, so i bought those for my mom c:
Everyone always jokes about how there's Halloween stuff in October, Valentine's Day stuff in December etc etc but no one ever comments on how QUICKLY this holiday-themed stuff vanished. I was looking for Valentine-themed stuff for my gf last year either the day before Valentine's Day or the day itself and there was practically NOTHING. Just Easter stuff! But I was actually kind of pleased that I bought non-Valentine's Day branded stuff because it made me feel like I was NOT buying into the mass commodification even though obviously..............commercialism is still commercialism.  

14.02.2020 22:52:00
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
dddddoppio
Level 40
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Freethinkerland
14.02.2020 22:59:54
dddddoppio

honorscollege wrote:
dddddoppio wrote:
i was initially gonna buy candy and roses for myself after work but when i went past the seasonal section like.... all the goddamn candy was gone. when i went to get the roses i found out we were selling stargazer lillies as well, so i bought those for my mom c:
Everyone always jokes about how there's Halloween stuff in October, Valentine's Day stuff in December etc etc but no one ever comments on how QUICKLY this holiday-themed stuff vanished. I was looking for Valentine-themed stuff for my gf last year either the day before Valentine's Day or the day itself and there was practically NOTHING. Just Easter stuff! But I was actually kind of pleased that I bought non-Valentine's Day branded stuff because it made me feel like I was NOT buying into the mass commodification even though obviously..............commercialism is still commercialism.  
ITS CRAZY!!! like i and coworkers filled up a whole shelf with a ton of peanut m&m bags and now it's completely empty. Like there was a good ~200 there a few days ago

14.02.2020 22:59:54

Sand
Level 11
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Posts: 4
Atheista
14.02.2020 23:17:34
Sand

i’m at work in the back on my phone to post on the bimbo.land forums

14.02.2020 23:17:34
Angel Dust
Level 71
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Atheista
14.02.2020 23:17:37
Angel Dust

i got skittles rn. pretty epic. 

14.02.2020 23:17:37
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
fiska0
Level 50
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Agnostica
15.02.2020 06:00:19
fiska0

Yup. 2 girls. One is 3, the 2nd is 8months 

Juggalo Rights
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fiska0 wrote:
Im nursing and sleepy AF. It's almost midnight here
do you have a baby? :0


15.02.2020 06:00:19
basil_f_valentine
Level 24
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Atheista
15.02.2020 06:25:09
basil_f_valentine

was just out all day celebrating my dads birthday. I missed my T shot bc I overslept so I'm gonna have to reschedule @ the nurse clinic tomorrow morning lol. 

15.02.2020 06:25:09

Thotticus Rights
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Atheista
15.02.2020 09:53:07
Thotticus Rights

actually i have never commented in those.... idk why i just dont ever go to the games forum or whatever its called.... anyway i have currently had too much cider and i am going to go to sleep now.... trying 2 drink a lot of water before i do... stay hydrated folks !!!!!!!!!!!

15.02.2020 09:53:07
thot rights !
Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2020 12:09:55
Janeze321

Wow! just what I always wanted, a random thoughts thread. Thanks!

I sit and contemplate the day ahead and realise that the simplest thing about my day is the moment I sit and eat my Breakfast, I just have those few moments to calmly eat my Cereal and enjoy the simplicity of just pouring a little milk over those two blocks of wheat and then savouring the flavour while I munch though them. Such a simple thing but one that gives me so much pleasure.

15.02.2020 12:09:55
Peace and love to you all.
I do not have a Paypal Account, please DO NOT send me money.
Anna Morphosis
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Secville
15.02.2020 15:50:49
Anna Morphosis


How was your Valentine's? Here in Brazil we only celebrate it on the 12th of June. But neither I nor my boyfriend cares much about holidays (or birthdays)... Well, just about Halloween. Anyway, I would love to spend Valentine's Day (or any other day, really) with him, but it's practically impossible (he lives in another state, far away, and our vacation periods never coincide)

15.02.2020 15:50:49
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honorscollege
Level 104
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Reasonopia
15.02.2020 16:06:18
honorscollege

Anna Morphosis wrote:

How was your Valentine's? Here in Brazil we only celebrate it on the 12th of June. But neither I nor my boyfriend cares much about holidays (or birthdays)... Well, just about Halloween. Anyway, I would love to spend Valentine's Day (or any other day, really) with him, but it's practically impossible (he lives in another state, far away, and our vacation periods never coincide)
I'm at college and my girlfriend isn't so Valentine's Day was pretty uneventful.

15.02.2020 16:06:18
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.

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