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Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775738
Reputation: 154887
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
18.02.2020 01:35:21
Cum_Dumpster

I'm having terrible writers block because my rp partner is being stalked and I'm legit too freaking worried about him to focus aghhhhhhh
I want to track down this manipulative bitch irl and run over her repeatedly for making him feel so unsafe but apparently that's assault?!

18.02.2020 01:35:21
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
18.02.2020 01:46:32
Ulvhild

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
I'm having terrible writers block because my rp partner is being stalked and I'm legit too freaking worried about him to focus aghhhhhhh
I want to track down this manipulative bitch irl and run over her repeatedly for making him feel so unsafe but apparently that's assault?!
What????

18.02.2020 01:46:32
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
BrokenDoll
Level 108
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 987226
Reputation: 42140
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
18.02.2020 02:07:24
BrokenDoll

Omg I hate writing on mobile, I've lost the post I was typing. I'll try to recreate it... 

Oh shit! What a difficult situation x.x"

I'm also having a writers block, well to be honest I have it since like 2016 or so... Yes, I know, it's a fucking lot of time u.u"
I've written a bit during this period, a few times, occasionally, to note down ideas mostly, but I can't keep with it more than a week, I just can't escape from it :/

If may I ask, what do you usually write about @Cum_Dumpster  ?

Btw, I love to have a place like this to share random things ^^


18.02.2020 02:07:24

Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775738
Reputation: 154887
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
18.02.2020 02:16:49
Cum_Dumpster

BrokenDoll wrote:
Omg I hate writing on mobile, I've lost the post I was typing. I'll try to recreate it... 

Oh shit! What a difficult situation x.x"

I'm also having a writers block, well to be honest I have it since like 2016 or so... Yes, I know, it's a fucking lot of time u.u"
I've written a bit during this period, a few times, occasionally, to note down ideas mostly, but I can't keep with it more than a week, I just can't escape from it :/

If may I ask, what do you usually write about @Cum_Dumpster  ?

Btw, I love to have a place like this to share random things ^^

@Ulvhild It's a mess, I swear. And the stalker even tried to be ME in order to get closer to him! I went bananas on her ass.
@BrokenDoll For a few years now it's been mostly roleplay, but my post length is novella, so even just writing a single post can be an undertaking. I find that roleplay is an excellent form of warm up for writing on a more serious/professional level, however, I just haven't done that in a while.

18.02.2020 02:16:49
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
MaxxiMaxx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15602
Reputation: 8139
Posts: 32
Atheista
18.02.2020 04:42:38
MaxxiMaxx

honorscollege wrote:
MaxxiMaxx wrote:
I'm like super hype since my partner and I are going to be renting a house in a few months. It's small, but there's no pet fees, we're allowed to make whatever changes we want, and it's going to be ours. Like what more could I want? Not to mention the tub has jets! I don't really have anyone who I can talk about my excitement over this with, so I thought I'd throw it into this void.
That sounds amazing! Also, pet fees are ridiculous. The deposit covers any damages a pet might do! A dog shouldn't have to pay rent!
Exactly! We've been looking at places for over a month and like every place we find has like $100 pet rent. Like my dog doesn't have a job? And you're already charging $700+ a month for a shitty one bed room with 500sqft in the middle of Iowa? Like minimum wage is $7.25 and you want me to work 97+ hours to live in your apartment while going to school? Get a life man! Needless to say this place is a god send.

18.02.2020 04:42:38
Hell yeah
vvitchbitxch
Level 24
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 10157
Reputation: 7581
Posts: 14
Atheista
02.03.2020 19:18:13
vvitchbitxch

That's the worst 

02.03.2020 19:18:13

Mimbo Bimbo
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40740
Reputation: 21425
Posts: 999
Atheista
02.03.2020 23:01:43
Mimbo Bimbo

thanks for this thread i get so self conscious posting random stuff in other threads lmao

02.03.2020 23:01:43
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

MaxxiMaxx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15602
Reputation: 8139
Posts: 32
Atheista
02.03.2020 23:19:38
MaxxiMaxx

Why is it literally cheaper to buy a house than tend around here. Like wtf. I can get a house for $71/month payments on a loan. 

02.03.2020 23:19:38
Hell yeah
peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2117456
Reputation: 225752
Posts: 2519
Atheista
03.03.2020 00:25:57
peeslurper69

my random thought is i need more money . smh 

03.03.2020 00:25:57
your reluctant optimist 
Mimbo Bimbo
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40740
Reputation: 21425
Posts: 999
Atheista
03.03.2020 04:01:14
Mimbo Bimbo

peeslurper69 wrote:
my random thought is i need more money . smh 
what a gigantic mood

03.03.2020 04:01:14
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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Bimbo City

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There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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