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20.05.2025 19:52:02
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hi guy

20.05.2025 19:52:02
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20.05.2025 22:04:41
beignet

i can't believe it's already 6pm >.< i think i'm getting a bit sick; guess it's that time of year

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21.05.2025 09:15:54
Mollie Mollie

just pulled an all nighter in hopes to fix my sleeping schedule i BEG it works and i sleep early tonight lol

21.05.2025 09:15:54
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21.05.2025 12:31:32
Saturday

does anyone else get sleep paralysis i get it pretty bad and sometimes i'll get it midway through i'm dreaming? last night i was having a perfect normal dream and then it turned into some silent hill hellscape with giant insects everywhere and then i woke up paralysed with the sensation of insects crawling on me... its not scary atp its just so fucking annoying lmao

21.05.2025 12:31:32
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21.05.2025 23:03:31
bleedariver

got one of the perfumes i ordered in the mail today! diesel plus plus feminine and it smells exactly like my cats shampoo so it just reminds me of milky jasmine and sleepy cats it also came in a super cute milk carton container i rate it 8/10 not sure if im just biased because i love my cat but its really nice.... also just bought sex bomb and twilight from lush

21.05.2025 23:03:31

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22.05.2025 15:25:55
SilentlyScreaming

^^ That's pretty badass. I can understand it becoming irritating, because it's out of your control. But dreaming is one of my favorite parts of life. My dreams get fucking wild. I love the rush frankly. Feels more alive than being alive. I'm over here falling in elevators, and running from tsunami's and shit XD! Duuuude, is there a dream forum?? I'ma look, if not I'ma make one, cause that shit gets good! I'd love to share, I'd love to read em! I have dream interpretation books <_< XD!

There are forums for this!
Forums:
Dreams
Seriously, WTF!? Dreams

22.05.2025 15:25:55
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22.05.2025 23:34:23
kimjongin

flossed too hard & pulled the perma braces behind my upper teeth loose..the dangers of oral hygiene.....

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23.05.2025 01:01:11
BilMariee

Siloliloliloquy 

23.05.2025 01:01:11
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23.05.2025 06:03:01
Adonis Casanova

Saturday wrote: (original post HERE)
does anyone else get sleep paralysis i get it pretty bad and sometimes i'll get it midway through i'm dreaming? last night i was having a perfect normal dream and then it turned into some silent hill hellscape with giant insects everywhere and then i...
Hate sleep paralysis sm. I used to get them a lot years ago, and it’s coming back recently. I just had one last night where I was mentally awake, yet my body refuses to move no matter how hard I try. I was already in an uncomfortable position to begin with let me outtt

23.05.2025 06:03:01

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23.05.2025 08:57:18
spacesignal

I used to get sleep paralysis really really badly and I found it was less scary during the day, so I started sleeping with a night light on and it helped :’)

23.05.2025 08:57:18
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