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Reasonopia
16.03.2020 10:02:10
AlienPrinceFromVenus

It's exactly 12 for me now. Been trying to get out of bed for an hour. Too lazy. My school switched over to net courses. I need to go out today. Like for a walk. It's sunny and everything.

16.03.2020 10:02:10
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Agnostica
16.03.2020 10:05:53
Vape Babe 69

My father is a university professor and I've been locked out of the living room for ages cause he's teaching a class. So I'm essentially double quarantined. I'm thinking of getting groceries just so I can go outside.

16.03.2020 10:05:53
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V.B.69.

"Inhale the good, exhale the bullshit."
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Atheista
16.03.2020 15:55:37
pinkglittergirl

I have IBS lol this toilet paper shortage hitting me real hard :(

16.03.2020 15:55:37
lesbian rights!
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Agnostica
16.03.2020 16:15:46
Vape Babe 69

Condolences... stay strong sis my thoughts and prayers are with you

16.03.2020 16:15:46
Best regards,
V.B.69.

"Inhale the good, exhale the bullshit."
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Atheista
16.03.2020 16:51:10
Destiney

I didn't dare buy a cake from the store for my dad's 57th birthday so I attempted to make him some banana bread cause he love it but I forgot the sugar...

16.03.2020 16:51:10




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Antitheocra
16.03.2020 17:21:07
Hershey

Why are movie or show stories so much better than our lives? I want a movie-worthy life filled with drama, passion and damn good soundtracks playing in the background for all different moods.

16.03.2020 17:21:07

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16.03.2020 17:46:25
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I would die from the anxiety induced stress before 30 if my life was like a movie... 

16.03.2020 17:46:25
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Antitheocra
16.03.2020 17:51:04
Hershey

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I would die from the anxiety induced stress before 30 if my life was like a movie... 
I completely agree.... But definitely want quality over quantity. Short and great vs Long and mundane. Would definitely choose the former.

16.03.2020 17:51:04

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Secville
16.03.2020 17:51:38
Rose Diamond Louboutin

my school has a starbucks on campus and since they aren't selling personal cups rn cause of corona, they're instead selling the packages of drink mixes and cake pops that they get. I know have 1.5qt of the strawberry acai refresher in my room. all you need is water!

16.03.2020 17:51:38
secville citizens, check out the playlist thread in the forum! https://bimbo.land/forum/secville-playlist/t6062#post_556385
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Atheista
16.03.2020 17:52:51
egnirys cimredopyh +)

my dad sent me a plant to take care of to give me something to do and its only been a few days and im already so worried im doing it wrong!!!

16.03.2020 17:52:51

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