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Agnostica
02.09.2020 09:38:17
SpermLover

morguegirl wrote:
i'm so bored of my looks. i feel like i've changed and none of them express my "state of mind" anymore. but i also don't want to delete or change most of them :(

Feel ya! I want to make new ones but cant decide which ones to get rid of <\3

02.09.2020 09:38:17
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Atheista
02.09.2020 14:18:22
pineconeupmyass

Princess Isla wrote:
I get sad about four times a day that Freak by Doja Cat isn’t on Apple Music 
Your time has come!!!

02.09.2020 14:18:22
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02.09.2020 19:17:32
igneousbody

wish i'd realized this sooner.............. but when ur duelling u dont actually have to wait for the wheel to finish turning u can refresh the page after u have clicked 'start duel' or 'next round' and it gives the winner the stars T_T

02.09.2020 19:17:32

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02.09.2020 19:42:26
plutonic

why my cat meow at me 

02.09.2020 19:42:26
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Freethinkerland
02.09.2020 20:22:57
Dye96

igneousbody wrote:
wish i'd realized this sooner.............. but when ur duelling u dont actually have to wait for the wheel to finish turning u can refresh the page after u have clicked 'start duel' or 'next round' and it gives the winner the stars T_T
Omfg
Im stupid

02.09.2020 20:22:57
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Atheista
02.09.2020 22:09:06
roachmilk


commenting this on every spam profile i can find to raise my duel stats
this is a snoopy. copy and paste him so he can take over bimboland

02.09.2020 22:09:06
my fights + debates are no longer freebies they made a rule against it booooo

if you are pro-israel block me now before i block you :)
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Atheista
02.09.2020 22:42:37
Lil' George Bubblegum

Bro I just remembered my first actual computer was a Windows Vista and
Uh
I... may have been smart enough to not catch common viruses on it but I sure as fuck was dumb enough to catch the RAREST ones possible, like a worm that deleted all the Windows fonts and a trojan that had a fake blue screen to make you try to restart the computer and thus rewrite itself on your BIOS
How did I get them, I'll never know. But boy, was I a hard time for my brother: he was the one who always fixed my messes.

02.09.2020 22:42:37
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02.09.2020 23:44:03
cowboy

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
The only cultural impact it had here was the fact kids who just got back from school were anxious to finally see Goku go Super Saiyan in the morning cartoons... and then it got interrupted right as he was transforming to talk about the incident.

I mean, it is a sad day. Lots of people died on it and I know lives have more worth than anything else in the world. But I'm often scared of the consequences it brought negatively, like how islamophobia skyrocketed as a result and many, many other colateral effects.
But maybe I just don't get it. I'm not a Yank, after all.
Its a strange divide between how the US views it vs everywhere else. I was looking through my mother's diary from 2001 and on September 11th all she wrote was 'American disaster' like it was just something to acknowledge and pass on. I get why she wasn't writing paragraphs on something so far away, but its so concise lol

02.09.2020 23:44:03
 
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03.09.2020 00:10:32
Lil' George Bubblegum

I did get some propaganda related to it in life because my country tries to be the USA's Latin American lapdog often, but y'now, all we got was how it was terrible and the USA is great and was ""righteous"" by starting what they called a War on Terrorism (but was a terrorist attack by itself if you ask me).
Thing is, I learned a lot about the events previous to it and post the incident. And well... a lot could've been avoided if the US wasn't being neocolonialist.
Eh, what do I know. Easy to judge the US when I'm blind to my own country's attempts at colonialism itself. We literally declared war on Paraguay in the past simply because they were growing economically and could've ended up better than us (and got England's support for this, too). Everything sucks.

03.09.2020 00:10:32
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03.09.2020 00:38:56
tuttifruti

feeling like i'm back in 2010 watching this movie with shit quality... but u know what. who cares lol hope this is good and yes i'm bout to shit my pants watching a japanese horror movie this late at night

03.09.2020 00:38:56

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