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18.09.2020 00:22:48
bbjelly

i have a 1200 word discussion board post for my communications class (+ responding to 4 other ppl with each response 100 words minimum) due in like 3 hours . i only have 400 words. i know i can do it pretty easily but i rather lay down and decompose tbh

18.09.2020 00:22:48
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Atheista
18.09.2020 00:38:22
Angel Dust

ended up sleepin all day, now i really want some funnel cake... smh

18.09.2020 00:38:22
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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Atheista
18.09.2020 01:32:38
Lil' George Bubblegum

Everytime I think about Gunter's voice from FE14 my brain ceases all activity
No thoughts
Head empty
Only DC Douglas calling me milord

18.09.2020 01:32:38
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Secville
18.09.2020 01:51:08
Favourite Worst Nightmare

I watched a sad documentary before going to bed and now I need dumb youtube drama to put me to sleep so that I'm not all alone in the dark with my thoughts and emotions 

18.09.2020 01:51:08
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Atheista
18.09.2020 02:24:43
tuttifruti

now that i've downloaded a ps2 emulator i will never again communicate with anyone. goodbye social life.

18.09.2020 02:24:43
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Atheista
18.09.2020 03:27:08
Angel Dust

i'm gonna say it. holy unblack metal is actually kind of dope

18.09.2020 03:27:08
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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Freethinkerland
18.09.2020 05:33:36
ToniTopaz

I really need to stop investing so much time into celebrity relationships because A.) They don't care, nor will they ever care, about their fans as a whole. B.) It's super unhealthy for everyone involved and C.) it's none of my damn business.

But then there's a new cute couple and I'm like 'awwww'. Gotta stop.

18.09.2020 05:33:36
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Atheista
18.09.2020 07:09:09
Lil' George Bubblegum

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Everytime I think about Gunter's voice from FE14 my brain ceases all activity
No thoughts
Head empty
Only DC Douglas calling me milord
Also on the same vein but JoJo:
No thoughts
Head empty
Only DC Douglas talking about the Mona Lisa's hands giving him a boner

18.09.2020 07:09:09
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18.09.2020 07:22:16
Lil' George Bubblegum

Man, I miss going out wearing my leather jacket on chilly weather :( it's been hot for months already and I barely leave the house now, can't even feel classy (my button down shirts and a vest) and badass (the jacket and stompy boots with steel toes) at the same time anymore :(

18.09.2020 07:22:16
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18.09.2020 09:51:00
Favourite Worst Nightmare

igneousbody wrote:
im having the worst lecture rn LMAO idk how they expect me to follow this whole class and then have an exam on it ................ bye

aw shit the prof was asked abt the second part of this class that is given by another prof and he said “we have diametrically opposed viewpoints...” and i got so hopeful but then he described the other’s viewpoint and its just another flavor of bullshit sjhudjkjjkds

im already suffering thinking abt the exam which will be a paper based only on what is taught in the class. like i already am opposed to everything he said in the 2 hours today. how does he expect me to write a paper based on these bullshit ideas. jesus jdffkdskdjkjjs i hate university

but anyway, anyone want to be my bimbo's f buddy ??? <33
What's your class about?

18.09.2020 09:51:00
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