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kujojotaro
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kujojotaro
09.11.2020 20:42:47
kujojotaro
I literally have six bimbo dollars left bc i bought a new outfit <3 love the economy on this site

09.11.2020 20:42:47
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

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Michaelis
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Michaelis
09.11.2020 23:50:19
Michaelis
It's way more expensive to dress a himbo. Where's all the cheap himbo clothes? It's like 500-600 for the most basic shirt.

09.11.2020 23:50:19
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kujojotaro
kujojotaro
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Posts 253
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kujojotaro
09.11.2020 23:55:02
kujojotaro
Michaelis wrote:
It's way more expensive to dress a himbo. Where's all the cheap himbo clothes? It's like 500-600 for the most basic shirt.
FOR REAL like i had to spend 900 on literally just. plain black shoes. Why

09.11.2020 23:55:02
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

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Michaelis
Michaelis
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Michaelis
10.11.2020 00:51:08
Michaelis
kujojotaro wrote:
Michaelis wrote:
It's way more expensive to dress a himbo. Where's all the cheap himbo clothes? It's like 500-600 for the most basic shirt.
FOR REAL like i had to spend 900 on literally just. plain black shoes. Why
Omg the shoes are so expensive, I can't even afford sneakers lmao. Looking at trying to buy basic jeans (900), sneakers (750), and a t-shirt (500). OTL

10.11.2020 00:51:08
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Lil' George Bubblegum
Lil' George Bubblegum
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Lil' George Bubblegum
10.11.2020 01:18:15
Lil' George Bubblegum
Yo guys, if you can do so, try to accumulate as many clothes gained from chests as possible and wait for the next Bimboland Craze. If you have them, use the Caesar coins to make their sell price higher (I'd suggest using two if possible, especially if it's coins of 300% worth) during the event and gather as much money as possible.
Go to the shops, buy the Lakshmi evening dress (it tends to go for 38k during crazes) and sell them back for 70k. Do that until your sell limit is reached and voila, money for nothin' and your himbos for free ;)

I admit it's not as easy as it sounds for us himbos though lol

10.11.2020 01:18:15
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Michaelis
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Michaelis
10.11.2020 01:44:11
Michaelis
The coins stack?! That's awesome advice TY!

10.11.2020 01:44:11
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Lil' George Bubblegum
10.11.2020 02:25:50
Lil' George Bubblegum
Caesar Coin, NOT One Eyed Kate by the way. One Eyed Kate is for in-game purchases as far as I know :/

10.11.2020 02:25:50
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morguegirl
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morguegirl
10.11.2020 02:35:15
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i feel like an idiot locked at home for almost 8 months while people are recreating human centipede on the streets

10.11.2020 02:35:15
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Lil' George Bubblegum
10.11.2020 03:02:28
Lil' George Bubblegum
I've been much the same so don't worry lol

I do not miss that tho. Can't miss what you never had :^)

10.11.2020 03:02:28
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pizzazz
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pizzazz
10.11.2020 22:38:06
pizzazz
I know it's been months since it was a meme but I can't stop thinking about the way that Cardi B says coronavirus. It just keeps haunting me.

10.11.2020 22:38:06

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