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11.11.2020 06:22:20
Big Boy JENKINS

We are the most beautiful machines. Every time i study genetics I am in awe of how insanely precise and complex our cells are.  We are packed with trillions upon trillions of tiny tiny supercomputers, so intentional in their minutiae and yet so adaptable in the face of adversity.  I am probably modifying my cells right now as we speak by staying up past midnight for the 437th night in a row.  Isn't nature wonderful.

11.11.2020 06:22:20
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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Secville
11.11.2020 06:36:56
pizzazz

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
We are the most beautiful machines. Every time i study genetics I am in awe of how insanely precise and complex our cells are.  We are packed with trillions upon trillions of tiny tiny supercomputers, so intentional in their minutiae and yet so adaptable in the face of adversity.  I am probably modifying my cells right now as we speak by staying up past midnight for the 437th night in a row.  Isn't nature wonderful.
bro fix your epigenome and go to bed.

11.11.2020 06:36:56
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11.11.2020 09:34:10
Bubi

I collect minerals and one of my biggest dreams is to get a piece of blue slag. I find it sooooo beautiful, but unfortunately I haven't found any single shop in my country that sells these, and ordering abroad is so expensive :<


11.11.2020 09:34:10
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Agnostica
11.11.2020 18:55:27
SpermLover

My dog died today, I miss him like crazy already <\3 
I feel guilty for not spending more time with him before the end, worst feeling in the world

11.11.2020 18:55:27
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Atheista
11.11.2020 21:38:28
Mona Elizabeth

I just caught up on this forum after not checking it out for a few days and MAN did I miss a lot lmao 

11.11.2020 21:38:28
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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Atheista
11.11.2020 22:20:40
peeslurper69

the stars rating the past PBs are killing me fr

11.11.2020 22:20:40
your reluctant optimist 
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Atheista
12.11.2020 02:12:08
torrenoia

I'm tired of not being good enough

12.11.2020 02:12:08
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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12.11.2020 04:54:53
Big Boy JENKINS

Not to be insane again but as much as i dislike cartoons from the 60s-70s that truely was the golden era for cereal mascots. Monster cereals. Freakies. Quisp and quake. That one fucked up robot with the gianrt human ear and femur sticking out. Need i go on

12.11.2020 04:54:53
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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12.11.2020 05:45:07
Lil' George Bubblegum

Wish I had a black swallow tailed coat to add spikes and just. Generally fuck it up in that sense y'now? i don't know how to explain what I wanna do, all I know is that I wish I could do it and wear it :(

12.11.2020 05:45:07
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Reasonopia
12.11.2020 06:00:11
cowgirl

i am once again getting extremely angry at the stupid and frankly racist shit my classmates spew on the government class discussion board and i need a distraction before i give myself hypertension so bimboland it is.

12.11.2020 06:00:11
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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