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Atheista
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27.03.2020 22:15:55
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all this week ive been working 12-8pm, eating, then playing pokemon 9pm-5am, then sleeping a bit, then getting up at 10am to do it all over again. dont have the rona but definitely ill. ive not played pokemon since i was 14, isolation is doing things to me

27.03.2020 22:15:55
have you drunk enough water today?



pour yourself a glass right now

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Tyetyus
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Atheista
Tyetyus
28.03.2020 10:58:06
Tyetyus
I had overwork whole week because my higher-ups did not want to hear that none of the clients are interested in their idea based on political pressure. Final decision will be made on Tuesday, until then it is the waiting game.

28.03.2020 10:58:06
A cat is an attitude with fur.

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Bimkko
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Bimkko
28.03.2020 13:14:05
Bimkko
confinement is so bad for my skin, my picking habits are back in full force, my face is a messsss im gonna start wearing gloves inside cuz this is chaos

28.03.2020 13:14:05
:-(
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Reasonopia
cowgirl
29.03.2020 16:31:20
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debuting my new forum signature in this thread
i have 2 cats named idjit and whitey
oh and i've been putting horchata in my coffee and it's really good

29.03.2020 16:31:20
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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Dyke_
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Dyke_
29.03.2020 17:42:30
Dyke_
been on lockdown since friday & self isolating for a little over a week & all i do is jack off and watch dumb shit on tlc. so fucking bored

29.03.2020 17:42:30

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Number1Angel
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Number1Angel
29.03.2020 18:24:43
Number1Angel
2morrow is gonna be my first day of online school. Hopefully the rest of this semester will not blow. 

29.03.2020 18:24:43
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August Hall
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August Hall
29.03.2020 20:26:17
August Hall
Been trying to stay above water with this whole quarantine. This site is totally a reprieve. Been in close contact with my buddies and leaning on them for support. We'll all make it through this y'all

29.03.2020 20:26:17

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deadgirl
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29.03.2020 21:27:40
deadgirl
ig if theres any bright side here im getting better at cooking lol

29.03.2020 21:27:40
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Freethinkerland
trashysweetheart
30.03.2020 01:55:50
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bro ive just been weird like im glad i have bimboland to focus on bc my online classes im not even attending anymore, i dont even know if the big exam i was supposed to be studying for is even gonna happen, i invited an ex around and we kissed but it's really weird and that's doing my head in n all the rest. im just in bed all day its simultaneously great n awful

30.03.2020 01:55:50
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deadgirl
30.03.2020 02:39:31
deadgirl
i just hope the virus calms down during the summer at least. the first thing i want to do after social distancing ends is get a new tattoo.

30.03.2020 02:39:31
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