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Freethinkerland
04.12.2020 12:22:31
Cum_Dumpster

I am eternally living vicariously through people who have cats in their lives(I'm allergic, as is Chum and my dad)

04.12.2020 12:22:31
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
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Atheista
04.12.2020 15:53:57
Mona Elizabeth

Fifth day in a row I've gotten "buy an item from shops" as a task. Is this happening to anyone else??

04.12.2020 15:53:57
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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Level 29
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Posts 453
Atheista
04.12.2020 15:56:52
Big Boy JENKINS

meatbomb wrote:
Waking up to mud bath Chris icon was just what I needed to pull me through today I love it lol <3
holy shit i was literally thinking of that yesterday when the bimboland strike thread dropped i was like was there not an image selfie of chris putting mud on his tits or did i hallucinate this. Maybe we should bring that back

04.12.2020 15:56:52
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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Level 33
Sex Appeal 28590
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Posts 1111
Atheista
04.12.2020 16:54:41
Lil' George Bubblegum

It's so tiring when your extended family is so deep in the capitalist koolaid that they firmly believe billionaires deserve their money and that anyone can turn into one.
Because everyone has 100 thousand dollars lying around to create a new company.
Because everyone is a heartless parasite who thinks money is worth more than actual lives and would rather their employees die of hunger than pay actual livable wages because it makes them a few extra dimes.
I'm honestly offended they'd think themselves this low, considering how much they work their asses off making handicrafted goods and how they refuse to pay dimes to the people they call for help, and instead pay them livable wages. I'm offended they'd think a billionaire would be as good of a person as any of them are.
Fuck capitalism.

04.12.2020 16:54:41
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Atheista
04.12.2020 17:31:42
Yettybabez

Christmas count down- 21 days 

04.12.2020 17:31:42
And that on perrriooddddt loooool 
Citizen

Level 29
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Atheista
04.12.2020 19:29:44
Big Boy JENKINS

if bimboland didnt offer a gas mask i literally would not have stayed. Lke i was prepared 2 stay here for 5 minutss tops as a joke but stuck around cos i could maek my face look like a fruit fly it was this simple. so i hope there aresome other gas mask accessorys out there in the bimbo web if and when we all jump ship

04.12.2020 19:29:44
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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Atheista
04.12.2020 19:48:22
pineconeupmyass

could y'all help determine which background i should use? tbh i don't know if the final decision will ultimately rely on this, but i would appreciate some additional opinions if that's okay? :'(


04.12.2020 19:48:22
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Secville
04.12.2020 19:50:20
Forest Witch

pineconeupmyass wrote:
could y'all help determine which background i should use? tbh i don't know if the final decision will ultimately rely on this, but i would appreciate some additional opinions if that's okay? :'(

the first one


04.12.2020 19:50:20
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
Legal Alien

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Secville
04.12.2020 19:50:48
Forest Witch

I'M GOING HIKING TOMORROW Y'ALL!!!

04.12.2020 19:50:48
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
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Freethinkerland
04.12.2020 19:55:28
Dye96

I like the 1st one too :D

04.12.2020 19:55:28
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