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Atheista
10.04.2020 04:59:53
Barcode

i had oatmeal with a banana in it this morning

10.04.2020 04:59:53
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10.04.2020 05:15:15
honorscollege

I saw a recipe for banana bread bottom cheesecake that looked really good. My gf loves cheesecake so I wanna bake some for the next time I see her.

10.04.2020 05:15:15
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Atheista
10.04.2020 06:08:06
torrenoia

today at 1am i am angry about landlords. just saw someone on twitter whos landlord put lists of homeless shelters on their doorsteps and i just think we should get out the guillotines fellas landlords are scum lol

10.04.2020 06:08:06
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Atheista
10.04.2020 06:22:45
Bimkko

landlords should just get a real job tbh (tho my ult advocacy would be that no one n e e d s a job to survive but that's a whole other package that people seem to not be ready for so til then, lets go by step n demand no landlords, free housing for all)

10.04.2020 06:22:45
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10.04.2020 12:24:47
froggyweather

i want pizza

10.04.2020 12:24:47
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Atheista
10.04.2020 13:11:54
Sweet Maraschino

It's 6 am where I am and I just had a 12 mini caramel cadbury eggs for breakfast 2 hours ago

10.04.2020 13:11:54
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Reasonopia
10.04.2020 14:22:57
honorscollege

fuck landlords fr. they think they're above everyone in this crisis, crying and screaming about how they NEED income when everyone else is unemployed. they're in the same boat as eveyone else right now and they can't stand it because they thought being petite bourgeoisie put them above all this. and threatening evictions is incredibly shortsighted right now - cruelty aside, people are just NOT in the mood to shop around for a new place to rent right now. it's going to be hard to find tenants to replace evicted ones right now and you DEFINITELY can't profit off a vacated unit. but landlords are addicted to leveraging housing over people so they don't even realize evictions right now flat-out don't make sense.

10.04.2020 14:22:57
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10.04.2020 14:26:31
Bimkko

at least one thing my country's doing right is that landlords can't evict people during this crisis (they can't evict in winter, so they extended that policy til may until further notice since that's when they hope quarantine will end). Like fuck the government of my country on many many points but that measure at least is very sexy of them. housing is a necessity, eSPECIALLY in crisis time. wish theyd make eviction illegal at any time of the year, period, tho
so landlords can't really threaten anyone in here at least, cause people are aware of the situation mostly, n that's nice. fuck those landlords leeches n their shady ways

10.04.2020 14:26:31
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10.04.2020 15:20:29
honorscollege

Bimkko wrote:
at least one thing my country's doing right is that landlords can't evict people during this crisis (they can't evict in winter, so they extended that policy til may until further notice since that's when they hope quarantine will end). Like fuck the government of my country on many many points but that measure at least is very sexy of them. housing is a necessity, eSPECIALLY in crisis time. wish theyd make eviction illegal at any time of the year, period, tho
so landlords can't really threaten anyone in here at least, cause people are aware of the situation mostly, n that's nice. fuck those landlords leeches n their shady ways
US has been talking about eviction bans and some areas in the country have implemented it but it seems like such a bandaid solution. what's gonna happen when someone has four months of rent due after this and can't pay it? it just seems like stalling evictions.........

also who is the bimbo landlord downvoting posts lmao

10.04.2020 15:20:29
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10.04.2020 15:23:12
torrenoia

honorscollege wrote:
also who is the bimbo landlord downvoting posts lmao
landlord stans

its the landlord fandom ig

10.04.2020 15:23:12
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