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Secville
01.01.2021 15:18:51
Poison Black

Jus wondering how sad and lonely someone must be to spend New Year's Eve and the first day of the year send mean pornographic to a bunch of people that you don't know on the internet... How sad! Anyway, I hope everyone's having a real nice celebration!

01.01.2021 15:18:51


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
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Freethinkerland
01.01.2021 16:23:53
CinnamonSugar

Although financially,  it's not good to be unemployed, there are many things about work that I don't miss...

Some of you may know that I used to work in a hospital. I was at the nursing station one day when a patient started yelling for help. I went in to see what is wrong,  even though I am not a nurse. He didn't need a nurse anyway. He asked me where his food was. I said I thought he'd already eaten breakfast (because I had seen his tray earlier when I was in his room performing his assessment). He said he wanted lunch. I said it was only 10 AM. He started cussing at me.

I walked away.  

People are so rude to their healthcare team. 

Please, I know it isn't fun to be in the hospital, but don't be rude to the people who are trying to help you. 

01.01.2021 16:23:53
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Freethinkerland
01.01.2021 19:09:56
EnbyFawn

happy new year's everyone! <3

01.01.2021 19:09:56
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Atheista
01.01.2021 21:23:49
Lil' George Bubblegum

Reading some shiddy fanfiction when I read
"How can you be so sure she's bi if you haven't asked her?"
"Well, for one, she wears suspenders and loose jeans"

YEAH CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT AUTHOR. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

01.01.2021 21:23:49
Citizen

Level 9
Sex Appeal 710
Reputation 375
Posts 3
Secville
01.01.2021 23:57:32
roccoo

Hope everyones year has been good so far :)))(❁´◡`❁)

01.01.2021 23:57:32
Citizen

Level 70
Sex Appeal 272109
Reputation 40180
Posts 1181
Atheista
02.01.2021 00:59:00
torrenoia

callout post for cowboy (forum guardian)
-gay
-homo
-stinky
-gets mad at me for sending him really good pictures of minectraft steve :(
go get his ass

02.01.2021 00:59:00
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Level 33
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Atheista
02.01.2021 01:00:04
cowboy

torrenoia wrote:
callout post for cowboy (forum guardian)
-gay
-homo
-stinky
-gets mad at me for sending him really good pictures of minectraft steve :(
go get his ass
this is a false accusation. im not gay and i smell good. this is slander and u will be hearing from my lawyer

02.01.2021 01:00:04
 
Citizen

Level 33
Sex Appeal 28590
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Posts 1111
Atheista
02.01.2021 02:03:48
Lil' George Bubblegum

Football is homophobic because it'll penalise you for holding another man under your strong arms

02.01.2021 02:03:48
Citizen

Level 33
Sex Appeal 28590
Reputation 16507
Posts 1111
Atheista
02.01.2021 03:47:26
Lil' George Bubblegum

Just got a 24h Senator Grail on a Small Chest and I'm genuinely confused since I thought you only got one of these at the start of the game to show what benefits you could get out of it

Anyway it's freeloading time

02.01.2021 03:47:26
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Atheista
02.01.2021 04:39:41
DiamondDior

i’ve been watching the true beauty kdrama and it’s soooo good eunwoo is perf as suho <33

02.01.2021 04:39:41

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