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Atheista
25.01.2021 04:23:39
miesha

morguegirl wrote:
i think he did an incredible job because he created my dream dress up game, but i agree with you, he could have done it more slowly. but i am optimistic that everything will be almost perfect in less than a month
Yeah i agree, i think he was just pressured bc so many people wanted to join the game and stuff like that, he also has to deal with lots of drama and accusations. I havent seen him on much now so im assuming hes working and doing his best, so yeah i think itll be all good soon :] and of course any typical game has to have its additional updates over the next few months so im sure we’ll be seeing more games and stuff

25.01.2021 04:23:39
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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Secville
25.01.2021 04:53:33
morguegirl

does anyone know how to center the text on the profile? i tried <center> and stuff but it didn't worked :'(

25.01.2021 04:53:33
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25.01.2021 05:00:33
morguegirl

morguegirl wrote:
does anyone know how to center the text on the profile? i tried <center> and stuff but it didn't worked :'(
just found out!!!

25.01.2021 05:00:33
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Atheista
25.01.2021 05:08:14
meatbomb

who ever decided to price kitchen knife sets that high isn't seeing heaven 

25.01.2021 05:08:14
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Atheista
25.01.2021 06:08:51
Queerla

I am afraid of what milder than usual winters mean but I am also grateful for this one because I'm not stuck inside my house ALL the time, just most of the time.

25.01.2021 06:08:51
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25.01.2021 06:40:03
miesha

I love how pink stole the spot as my favorite color bc purple has been reigning supreme for literally 90% of my life, like genuinely. Theres literally a joke within my family and grandparents about how much i loved purple and in 2020 that changed just bc i became less depressed LMAO

25.01.2021 06:40:03
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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25.01.2021 06:59:17
morguegirl

everyone look at my new profile <3 i loved it, but i miss all the blood

25.01.2021 06:59:17
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Agnostica
25.01.2021 09:19:14
SpermLover

So My grandpa is in the hospital, probably dying in the coming days and I Feel really shitty cause I havent been to see him or called him in a long time even tho My dad told me i should. And now I can’t see him cause Corona restrictions. And I find it really hard to call him cause I Feel really bad I havent done it sooner... Plus I find it hard to talk to him normally and especially When he is dying too, I dont know what to say... I ju. 

25.01.2021 09:19:14
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Agnostica
25.01.2021 09:21:08
SpermLover

I just Feel really bad about the situation, and My dad will never understand that i find it hard and will just make me feel even worse about it. 
( on the phone, cant see When i type to long therefore 2 posts Sry)

25.01.2021 09:21:08
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25.01.2021 10:09:33
Forest Witch

SpermLover wrote:
So My grandpa is in the hospital, probably dying in the coming days and I Feel really shitty cause I havent been to see him or called him in a long time even tho My dad told me i should. And now I can’t see him cause Corona restrictions. And I find it really hard to call him cause I Feel really bad I havent done it sooner... Plus I find it hard to talk to him normally and especially When he is dying too, I dont know what to say... I ju. 
I'm so sorry... it sucks so much that we can't visit our loved ones in the hospital

25.01.2021 10:09:33
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