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Antitheocra
28.01.2021 00:40:57
Eostre

imma complain

i spilled water on my bed and now i can't go to sleep 

28.01.2021 00:40:57
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Atheista
28.01.2021 07:15:53
The Archivist

Daily reminder for anyone who needs it: Drink water!

28.01.2021 07:15:53
Queer is to be loud, and annoying. To restrict ourselves to benign boxes is too stomp on what elder queers fought for. 
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Atheista
28.01.2021 07:50:19
miesha

“We live in a society” no U live in a society. I live in my head ... no thoughts no nothing just vibes 

28.01.2021 07:50:19
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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Atheista
28.01.2021 08:59:55
F94KT41

Head empty, no thoughts.


28.01.2021 08:59:55

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Atheista
28.01.2021 14:11:37
DitzyDaisy88

Miss Spacefood sticks - best snack ever 

28.01.2021 14:11:37
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Reasonopia
28.01.2021 17:40:08
PlushKlavier

My new shoes are here and they're perfect!



28.01.2021 17:40:08

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Atheista
28.01.2021 20:35:56
Bimkko

Meatwad wrote:
okay i've been sitting on this one for way too long, what is up with walter's house only having one (1) bathroom in Breaking Bad??!? it's fucked cuz they live in a three bedroom house (master bed + walt jr's bed + nursery) and they have one bathroom that is only accessible through the master bedroom.  okay, i GET that it's like a vehicle for other plot points (ex. walt passing out in the bathroom over night, walt asking skyler permission to use the bathroom) but why the fuck is their house like that? it seems like bad writing, what is walt jr just sneaking his way through their bedroom every time he has to go to the bathroom at night? is this a normal design choice in the southwest? stupid fuckin bathrooms? huh? or is it just an overlooked detail? is there a hidden symbolic meaning that i am unable to ascertain because i'm being blinded by my rage towards vince gilligan? i hate that damn bathroom it haunts my dreams.
rants that make me feel poor lmao we got 3,5 bedrooms (one a bit too small to be counted as one officially but she meant to be used that way) n only one bathroom lmao (tho the toilets are separate cuz french homes just like that - speakin of, seeing american houses all have toilets in the bathroom in tv shows stresses me out what do u do if someone has to pee while u shower tf) i mean at least it aint only accessible thru one bedroom but still ghfddgd

28.01.2021 20:35:56
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Reasonopia
28.01.2021 23:06:36
PlushKlavier

Meme stocks (GameStop stocks) crashing the market because Redditors in r/WallStreetBets decided to say "fuck the hedge funds, fuck capitalism" is honestly one of the most incredible things that has happened so far this year, I am living for it and I'm eagerly awaiting new developments

28.01.2021 23:06:36

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Secville
28.01.2021 23:18:57
lucy von whore

gay rights

28.01.2021 23:18:57
LVW. ❤️
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Freethinkerland
29.01.2021 00:25:44
Coochieman

not me procrastinating again

29.01.2021 00:25:44

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