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Atheista
17.03.2021 22:47:38
Mona Elizabeth

That massive banner about PB earnings/term at the top of the page is super annoying lol

17.03.2021 22:47:38
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

Legal Alien

Level 14
Sex Appeal 2079
Reputation 2093
Posts 21
Atheista
17.03.2021 23:10:51
Romannn

At least I have a face now...

17.03.2021 23:10:51
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Level 37
Sex Appeal 40800
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Posts 999
Atheista
18.03.2021 01:02:52
Mimbo Bimbo

VEC wrote:
i have so much stuff i need to do rn but i'm too anxious to do any of it
same yikes

18.03.2021 01:02:52
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

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Level 31
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Posts 226
Atheista
18.03.2021 01:21:57
FunnyValentine

ok so. this is a little deep from what i usually be saying but like ...yesterday during my birthday 6 asian women were shot dead in a massage parlor by a man in acworth GA and like ...yesterday i was too blazed to notice... but like i am asian but i don't really consider the possibility that i could be a victim of a hate crime. like that is actually crazy. like any of my family members could be assaulted or worse at any point and i can't do anything about it...and the fact that the sheriff said that he was just having a "bad day"???? seriously? and my mom booked me a massage a couple days ago for tomorrow and i don't know its just creeping me out. im sorry for rambling..but like...im just nervous

18.03.2021 01:21:57
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
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Atheista
18.03.2021 01:35:17
Queerla

@FunnyValentine you don't have to be sorry about rambling at all. It's infuriating and absolutely heartbreaking that a white terrorist murdered so many Asian women and also that the media and the cops are just signing off on whorephobia, not admitting that it was the specific kind of racism directed at Asian women that links Asian women's bodies to the assumption of sex work that goes back hundreds of years that was motivating the white supremacist terrorist...it's not ok and it's really scary and I know things have been getting worse and worse with white people doing violence to Asian people. I am holding you in my heart and your family and witnessing how hard and awful it is right now. (And also I'm organizing in my local community to end white supremacy because fuck "thoughts and prayers" without action,right?) Anyway. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.

18.03.2021 01:35:17
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
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Level 31
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Posts 226
Atheista
18.03.2021 02:24:26
FunnyValentine

thank you so much..... that is so kind!! <3

18.03.2021 02:24:26
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
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Level 175
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Posts 1697
Secville
18.03.2021 03:46:15
morguegirl

i was deleting some old tweets and now i'm SO sad because i'm so incoherent and i've never been able to find out who i really am. each person has a special trademark, but i can't define who i am, i keep changing... i wish i was like a cartoon character you know, each one has its own personality, its own style. but i have like, fragments, and each day i am something different depending on what i'm feeling. it sucks

18.03.2021 03:46:15
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Atheista
18.03.2021 04:54:51
Emmett

it's so weird that i find so much comfort on this site. it's a cute dress up game with weirdly aggressive intrawebsite politics and the name is literally a porn term. but i love seeing all the positivity, it's custom to return compliments and they're customized to each user so it isn't just the blank "hi <3" comments one might expect. it's a nice break and i get to pretend that i'm this pretty and we'll dressed irl. good escapism i think<3 love you girls

18.03.2021 04:54:51
pussy supremacy
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Posts 756
Atheista
18.03.2021 06:34:32
meatbomb

i cant wait 2 move out, jumping up and down at being able to get a polio vaccine 



18.03.2021 06:34:32
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2021 09:46:04
Amberthehoe

[rant] Im honestly so tired of people (not here but literally everywhere else) asking to be educated on simple ass concepts. Most of which are whole ass adults. Why do people burden others with their ignorance and lack of initiative? Last time I checked IM not receiving paychecks from the state hoe this ain’t public school. If y’all don’t  just read a book or sthu lmao. Like nobody should have to sit and explain to your grown ass why hate crimes, racism, and misogyny are bad it just makes you look stupid. Google is free. If you lack basic empathy go to therapy or idc but stop asking for others to spoon feed you information just for you to sit there and try to argue against it, like it’s such a waste of energy. I google everything if I’m not sure of something, I’ll google the definitions of words I know the definition of just to make sure I didn’t have it confused. [end rant]

Anyways I made special butter today and v excited to make special treats with it. I’m diagnosed with PTSD but I’m too scared to ask my therapist for a medical card so Im *self-medicating* :) am I over sharing on bimboland? Absolutely. I’m finna just tell y’all all my business cause I don’t have anyone to talk to lmaooooo. But yesssss so Im on 300mg of Wellbutrin and I haven’t been taking it cause I be forgetting so now I feel like dookie cause I don’t have enough dopamine. It’s also spring break but I haven’t done anything cause if COVID Im literally so tired of being in this house OHHHHHHHH but I did have a photoshoot like a real one and I was naked on the beach and there were so many naked old dudes tanning it was such a freeing experience and I think I’m a nudist now, and I looked HOT!!! But I need to lose some of this quarantine thickness cause I had abs before this lockdown. But idk how much I weigh cause I’m too scared to get a scale cause I used to have an ED lmfao but I def need to lose a lil bit and fix my posture YALL my back is hanging by a thread atp. 

I also really want a tattoo but I can’t decide. I definitely am getting a tramp stamp but idk if I want the Anduril sword from LOTR with the circle text and flowers and maybe evenstar over the cross of the sword ORRRR get needle from GOT with valar moghulis on a ribbon with rosesss i really can’t decide but yeah anyways turning this forum into my finsta as well as an outlet for my adhd rambles :3 bro i literally also definitely might order Taco Bell rn too it’s midnight tho I don’t want the doordasher to murder me but that’d be kinda hot ig. AHHHHH AND I BINGED GINNY AND GEORGIA ON NETFLIX AND GINNY CAN RUN IT CAUSE SHE WAS SO AGGYYYYY LIKE PLEASE STOP 

18.03.2021 09:46:04



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