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Atheista
30.01.2022 04:52:06
ambercrystals

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
All bimbo dnd party
this is a fantastic idea omg, would love to take part in something like this at some point! it's such a fun concept
also, thank you for your kind words :-) i hope so!

30.01.2022 04:52:06

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30.01.2022 04:57:44
Dean Winchester

Countess cucci wrote:
I feel like I missed out on a lot of stuff not being on here. When did it become ximbo and not bimbo? Why do I have weird random messages with google doc callout links? I feel like I’m in 2015 tumblr smh
Me too bestie ur not alone. J read the bimboland v cowboy gang thread it pretty much covers it if u are interested. Tho I’m not gonna lie it’s honestly kind of a dumb situation so u also may just wanna pass on it lol

30.01.2022 04:57:44
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30.01.2022 04:59:04
Muffy Mynxxx

I have very little experience DM'ing but maybe we can do some sort of bimbo themed one shot! I wonder if there's some way to do that here, because it wouldn't work very well in a forum format imo... 
The best option is a group call, like on Roll20 or something. I'm just not sure of the BL rules regarding that stuff considering the recent hullabaloo about discord servers. Maybe if it seems like its more of a reality at some point we can reach out to the powers that be to get some info!

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30.01.2022 05:31:20
Dean Winchester

Muffy that would be so cool on god I would do that lol

30.01.2022 05:31:20
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30.01.2022 15:36:47
xXxTitPolishxXx

I want innnnnnnn on this DnD action! I've been playing (not regularly) since I was a teenager. 
I would not recommend Roll20: the owner has made unapologetically racist and ageist comments. To be fair, this was years ago and people can change; however, it's not a business I choose to support.
If anyone knows of another alternative, it would be worth pursuing. I'm not sure what the rules are for linking other sites on this one, but I'm happy to do some digging on this. 

30.01.2022 15:36:47

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30.01.2022 15:57:36
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peeslurper69 wrote:
oh absolutely, based off this picture from their instagram page i figure that's exactly what happens x)

edit: ok idk why the hell the picture refuses to show up but i'll just link the page, i was trying to put the 2nd most recent pic
omg ive been there! w/ weird hentai. it was really cool :)

one cat would not move from the chess table. it was nap table. 

30.01.2022 15:57:36
 
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Antitheocra
30.01.2022 17:01:15
Aveda

Hello all who read this, i thought id speak on something i saw in the court forum today which i will be posting about in here because it does not have anything to do with the situation happening in court. 
" Just found out that I'm a racist. Beware thou shall not create outfits which resemble famous people/characters of the race other than yours. Your Bimbo MUST look like you if you don't want to be called a racist, a homophobe or anything like that. Pocahontas, Whoopi Goldberg from the movie Sister Act, or an old look from PBFC - they are ALL forbidden! You can, however, pretend to be an alien, have huge ears, mutations on your body, horns, tails, and other crazy stuff. Mythodological creatures and animals won't mind and block you asap :D"

I know reading this, most of you as presumably white women you might think im being oversensitive about this. I come from a native american reservation, I have grown up seeing and experiencing first hand the inhumane effects this world has had on native american tribes and how they effect generations later. I may not know the context in which this woman is speaking or who spoke to her to set this message off but after seeing it on the court forum i cannot sit quietly. It must be very fucking nice to "dress up" as someone whos shoes you will never walk in. Did you know that in my country more than 130 "schools" were opened up whos purpose served to strip every ounce of culture from Native American children to 'normalize' them? Did you know that these schools were founded by your good Christian churches and were a coverup to mask murders and tortures of thousands of indigenous children that were taken from their homes forcibly and never got to return? Did you know the LAST of these schools finally closed in 1996. Our grandparents today are residential school survivors. The trauma of past generations sits very fucking loud with all native American people today. Did you know its government mandated to carry proof and track native American citizens? We have to carry around individual IDs to actually participate on our reservations given to us by the government, updated every 10 years. On may 27th of 2021 215 new bodies of native american children and babies were discovered in a mass unmarked graved under a residential school. By June of this past year only 2 months later that number reached 1323. Those children would have been elders in our communities today, they would have held language and tradition and stories that would be passed down for generations. That disney character you oh so dearly hold onto? Did you know she was a child? Her real name was Matoaka. She was 10 years old when she was taken by that 27 year old vile man. This is just ONE example of how Native culture is erased and rewritten. The story of 'Pochahontas' is one giant lie spread to children and families that dont know any better to make people feel better about the truth that Native American people still have to deal with today. Native American culture is NOT a costume. Did you know that in my country murder is the third leading cause for native american women? Today in 2022. Dress up and make fun and joke about this shit all you want to, it just makes you look like a fucking idiot. This is Native reality EVERY DAY. Just maybe have some fucking respect for the culture your 'dressing up' as.

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30.01.2022 17:12:26
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^^^ THANK YOU!!! as half-native myself, i wish i could upvote this twice

30.01.2022 17:12:26
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30.01.2022 17:18:31
peeslurper69

thank you so much for sharing aveda. these people are being willfully vile. instead of listening and thinking about the actual history of the character, they throw passive aggressive tantrums. if they can’t even maturely handle natives asking them not to bastardize their history, wait til they hear about land back

30.01.2022 17:18:31
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30.01.2022 17:28:20
anio0sia

Aveda wrote:
Hello all who read this, i thought id speak on something i saw in the court forum today which i will be posting about in here because it does not have anything to do with the situation happening in court. 
" Just found out that I'm a racist. Beware thou shall not create outfits which resemble famous people/characters of the race other than yours. Your Bimbo MUST look like you if you don't want to be called a racist, a homophobe or anything like that. Pocahontas, Whoopi Goldberg from the movie Sister Act, or an old look from PBFC - they are ALL forbidden! You can, however, pretend to be an alien, have huge ears, mutations on your body, horns, tails, and other crazy stuff. Mythodological creatures and animals won't mind and block you asap :D"

I know reading this, most of you as presumably white women you might think im being oversensitive about this. I come from a native american reservation, I have grown up seeing and experiencing first hand the inhumane effects this world has had on native american tribes and how they effect generations later. I may not know the context in which this woman is speaking or who spoke to her to set this message off but after seeing it on the court forum i cannot sit quietly. It must be very fucking nice to "dress up" as someone whos shoes you will never walk in. Did you know that in my country more than 130 "schools" were opened up whos purpose served to strip every ounce of culture from Native American children to 'normalize' them? Did you know that these schools were founded by your good Christian churches and were a coverup to mask murders and tortures of thousands of indigenous children that were taken from their homes forcibly and never got to return? Did you know the LAST of these schools finally closed in 1996. Our grandparents today are residential school survivors. The trauma of past generations sits very fucking loud with all native American people today. Did you know its government mandated to carry proof and track native American citizens? We have to carry around individual IDs to actually participate on our reservations given to us by the government, updated every 10 years. On may 27th of 2021 215 new bodies of native american children and babies were discovered in a mass unmarked graved under a residential school. By June of this past year only 2 months later that number reached 1323. Those children would have been elders in our communities today, they would have held language and tradition and stories that would be passed down for generations. That disney character you oh so dearly hold onto? Did you know she was a child? Her real name was Matoaka. She was 10 years old when she was taken by that 27 year old vile man. This is just ONE example of how Native culture is erased and rewritten. The story of 'Pochahontas' is one giant lie spread to children and families that dont know any better to make people feel better about the truth that Native American people still have to deal with today. Native American culture is NOT a costume. Did you know that in my country murder is the third leading cause for native american women? Today in 2022. Dress up and make fun and joke about this shit all you want to, it just makes you look like a fucking idiot. This is Native reality EVERY DAY. Just maybe have some fucking respect for the culture your 'dressing up' as.
Those, my dear, were supposed to be COSPLAY LOOKS, which, by the Oxford dictionary definition represent " the hobby of dressing as and pretending to be a character from a film, TV programme, comic book, etc.:" Please, write to Disney that Pocahontas should be banned if you find the film offensive, but do not call me racist because of that. I'm far from being racist, but it's definitelly too easy to call that a person you know nothing about. 

I love your Avatar look, but, I could also say that you're mocking Blue Fugates with it. Because of their genetic disorders they had blue skin and I don't think they fell in love with that movie as much as you did.
You can't erase some characters, people and their work from popculture. You need to know the difference between offending real people and getting inspiration from film and music. Your monologue was lovely, yet had little to do with the FILM CHARACTERS I decided to portray. 

BTW, if you're so proud of your roots and state that one should create Bimbo outfits that are strongly connected to the player, where did that blonde hair come from in one of your looks? Are you making fun of white people? Obviously, I'm not saying that, coz it's just a game. A game which was previously called Miss Bimbo, which was supposed to focus on clothes, shopping, and creating different outfits. If you want to be politically correct, stop using blonde wigs in your outfits, coz I might get the feeling you want to mock white, blonde women. 

30.01.2022 17:28:20

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