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Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
04.04.2024 23:46:00
StrangeSnow

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
snow is snowing again :facepalm:
If that’s supposed to be an insult I literally make this joke all the time lmfao

04.04.2024 23:46:00

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
04.04.2024 23:56:53
SweetasNuts parody

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me

04.04.2024 23:56:53
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
veroniquexoxo
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52732
Reputation: 20639
Posts: 175
Atheista
05.04.2024 00:37:02
veroniquexoxo

soooo if being a bimbo requires being "smooth and hairless" then i guess we all have to say goodbye to our eyelashes and eyebrows guys :////

but you've said before not having eyebrows counts as "bad fashion" so thats kinda contradictory dont you think? hmmmmm...

also i expect you to shave your head ASAP btw. gotta be hairless to be a bimbo!

new bimbo mascot ideal below!! <33333


05.04.2024 00:37:02

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
05.04.2024 00:39:08
StrangeSnow

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me
Wait wait wait 
picture me like half crouched waving my arms around yelling “ITS SNOWING” 

05.04.2024 00:39:08

Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368922
Reputation: 62981
Posts: 210
Atheista
05.04.2024 03:00:14
Cunning Linguist

veroniquexoxo wrote:
soooo if being a bimbo requires being "smooth and hairless" then i guess we all have to say goodbye to our eyelashes and eyebrows guys :////

but you've said before not having eyebrows counts as "bad fashion" so thats kinda contradictory dont you think? hmmmmm...

also i expect you to shave your head ASAP btw. gotta be hairless to be a bimbo!

new bimbo mascot ideal below!! <33333

far too many wrinkles for the Nuts' creepy bimbo fetish....gotta botox that cat up asap

while you're at it, better slap some acrylics & falsies on that bad boy

05.04.2024 03:00:14

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.04.2024 03:13:32
craigslist-stripper

at least the toes are already out !

05.04.2024 03:13:32

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67764
Reputation: 52634
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
05.04.2024 10:34:21
Daphnee_Mino

boo you hairless nuts!!! i also do not get what snow is snowng means, appreciate if anyone cares to explain
 I was gonna attach a cute hairy mad orangutan gif but my internet connection is horrible today. so just imagine it

peace and love.

05.04.2024 10:34:21
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
l
l
Level 162
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3344404
Reputation: 207835
Posts: 7197
Agnostica
05.04.2024 11:13:35
l

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
look whos finally active and posting were you been for all this time

l wrote:
CarCrashBimbo wrote:

Shut up already

Don't be so obvious Butterfly lmao

05.04.2024 11:13:35

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
05.04.2024 12:13:21
Honey Beee

Can the imaginary FP show up to pin and unpin posts in my town hall which is suddenly yellow ? Thanks 

05.04.2024 12:13:21

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 14:12:52
SweetasNuts parody

Your so forgettable i forgot i posted that and that you exist at all

l wrote:
SweetasNuts parody wrote:
look whos finally active and posting were you been for all this time

l wrote:
CarCrashBimbo wrote:

Shut up already

Don't be so obvious Butterfly lmao


05.04.2024 14:12:52
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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