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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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267
Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164696
Reputation: 47188
Posts: 2298
Secville
05.04.2024 21:22:35
ButterfIy

Imagine calling Abu Hamza a caricature. Fucking disgusting, Islam is not a costume and his expression of his religion should be seen as nothing if not honourable. The rampant islamophobia on this site needs to end. Just a few weeks ago an innocent user named Ahmad was banned for ostensibly behaving in racist fashion, however the man was merely practicing his religion. The madness should and must stop. Stop imposing your beliefs onto innocent muslim individuals, they are going through enough right now without disgusting urchins like halobald making a mockery of their suffering on Ximboland: a bastion of hope for their kind. 

05.04.2024 21:22:35
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 22:06:21
SweetasNuts parody

You UX are obsessed with me and my huge package. i understand you wanting a piece of SweetasNuts but its not going to happen. teh men in your life are clearly inadequate dont feel embarrassed to tell them to get a penis extention. unlike me they didnt grow up to be real men with a huge package

05.04.2024 22:06:21
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
05.04.2024 22:10:57
Abu Hamza

Salam beautiful sister of petite build, 

It is indeed very sad how Middle Eastern immigrants are received here. I can see Shaitan walks this land.

Thank you for your kind words defending not only my brother but also my religion.
And as someone who's pro-Israel as well! 

This is the kind of open and tolerant environment we need, and the reason I hope to see many of you in my Quran course soon.

May this land have many fruitful years free of islamophobia. 

Peace be with you all.





05.04.2024 22:10:57
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.04.2024 23:29:57
craigslist-stripper

ButterfIy wrote:
Imagine calling Abu Hamza a caricature.
imagine being so dumb that you cannot distinguish between an actual muslim conservative and a weirdo troll who pretends to be one on bimboland! couldn’t be me

05.04.2024 23:29:57

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
06.04.2024 00:43:40
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

imagine being so dumb to be on political Bimbo world parody website and call someone troll
that could be you

06.04.2024 00:43:40
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.04.2024 01:21:33
SweetasNuts parody

Well with that avatar face stripper sure does look like a ugly troll

06.04.2024 01:21:33
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
06.04.2024 01:34:30
craigslist-stripper

sounds like i upset the trolls! what are you going to do? call me ugly some more? ohhh nooo…

06.04.2024 01:34:30

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
06.04.2024 01:51:29
StrangeSnow

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
imagine being so dumb to be on political Bimbo world parody website and call someone troll
that could be you
The fact that your friend below you ended up calling them a troll right after you said that has me cackling 

06.04.2024 01:51:29

ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164696
Reputation: 47188
Posts: 2298
Secville
06.04.2024 12:27:24
ButterfIy

craigslist-stripper wrote:
sounds like i upset the trolls! what are you going to do? call me ugly some more? ohhh nooo…
Can’t stop laughing at the fact you had to take a break from the game because SAN called you ugly and hairy, lmfao. So what, you’re valid even if you are the ugliest bitch out there!

06.04.2024 12:27:24
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.04.2024 13:48:12
SweetasNuts parody

These snowflakes like to say nut brothers are upset or hurt yet they only say that when they dont have a response and to validate themselves in thinking they have any effect on us. ya dont you are nothing more than our entertainment. stop projecting your emotions on us then again its very amusing to see you UX get triggered and try to cover up your feelings

06.04.2024 13:48:12
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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