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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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267
Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
Mary from CanogaPark
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 22395
Reputation: 3929
Posts: 13
Freethinkerland
02.04.2024 13:27:45
Mary from CanogaPark

what? no clothing regulations? i thought that was soooooo important to u? i guess u dont have time for that when ur sitting on ur ass approving other peoples political platforms.. great work, man! say hi to the missus from me, im stuck to seat 38 but ill come see to her soon ;^) 
xoxo


02.04.2024 13:27:45
Winner of the wet t-shirt contest semifinals at the Brasserie, home of the tits
Kribby
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Posts: 124
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 13:28:54
Kribby



02.04.2024 13:28:54
Ellie100200
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Antitheocra
02.04.2024 13:37:35
Ellie100200

SweetasNuts wrote:

11) Ximboland will remain a democracy because it will be ultimately up to you to decide whom is the leader and what type of entertainment and content we are subjected to from those in power.
democracy
/dɪˈmɒkrəsi/
noun
a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state, typically through elected representatives.
government
/ˈɡʌvnm(ə)nt,ˈɡʌvəm(ə)nt/
noun
1.
the group of people with the authority to govern a country or state; a particular ministry in office.
"the government's economic record"
govern
/ˈɡʌvn/
verb
verb: govern; 3rd person present: governs; past tense: governed; past participle: governed; gerund or present participle: governing

can you really even call it a democracy if the people we vote into power don't even have the ability to do anything in terms of moderation, control laws and rules of Ximboland ect? that's the normal thing the government is able to control in any country. yet it seems our democratically elected government wont even have the ability to govern. perhaps those elected need to be renamed from our government to our entertainment crew? it seems like the "fashionable 'republic' of Ximboland" is becoming the "not-twitter dictatorship of Chris" as arguably this no longer follows the definition of a republic

republic
/rɪˈpʌblɪk/
noun
a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated president rather than a monarch.

02.04.2024 13:37:35
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Iowa
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Reasonopia
02.04.2024 13:41:01
Iowa

judging the efficacy of a PB and her staff by how much money they make for you while simultaneously implementing changes to deliberately mimic a website that has famously lost 70% of its value and 20% of its daily users since mr. musk took over is a recipe for chris blaming the pink house on his own financial failures.

02.04.2024 13:41:01
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
lovelifegirl
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Posts: 1951
Atheista
02.04.2024 13:42:50
lovelifegirl

i didnt know it was legal to have a contract in the UK for a dissolved company, wanna pls clarify chris? feel its important if u wanna try and enforce a contract that may not even be legally binding, esp those who may be interested in the future. 

02.04.2024 13:42:50
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Iowa
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Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 13:44:38
Iowa

also to any pink house hopefuls here's what you'll be dealing with <3

02.04.2024 13:44:38
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
KURUU
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Posts: 103
Atheista
02.04.2024 13:45:06
KURUU

I quit

02.04.2024 13:45:06
このディオだ! (Kono Dio Da!)
Gemima1984
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Sex Appeal: 1084790
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Posts: 1984
Atheista
02.04.2024 13:52:02
Gemima1984

lovelifegirl wrote:
i didnt know it was legal to have a contract in the UK for a dissolved company, wanna pls clarify chris? feel its important if u wanna try and enforce a contract that may not even be legally binding, esp those who may be interested in the future. 
Chris was never trading under the ximboland LTD company, it was listed as dormant and had no filing history with regards to turnover. He likely had it so nobody else could snag the incredibly appealing business name.

It is likely that Chris includes ximboland under his Blighty Coffee LTD company which is still active. As an alternative he could be operating it as a sole trader which would mean his filing history would not be public knowledge. Unfortunately this means the dissolved Ximboland LTD company is a red herring.

Thankfully, Chris has given us plenty of other material to dunk on such as the fact he is a massive hypocrite because he demanded alts mocking him be banned and put 4 people on trial for disagreeing with him.

He's also clearly not read twitter's actual rules because pretty much everything Iowa and the previous FP raised to him which he then dismissed as per Iowa's open letter are things which are against twitter's rules such as the targeted harassment and discussion of people's genitals etc.


02.04.2024 13:52:02
Oktubre
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Atheista
02.04.2024 13:53:55
Oktubre

Good morning Chris you must be out of your fucking mind. And good morning to everyone else

02.04.2024 13:53:55

lovelifegirl
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10854460
Reputation: 95492
Posts: 1951
Atheista
02.04.2024 14:05:49
lovelifegirl

Idk anything about the Uk and its laws ( not from the UK ) so i haven’t a clue how it’d actually work - however if he is trading under his restaurant company, then he needs to clarify that, and since this site has nothing to do with his cafe, then its possible legal action that could be taken ( again idk the laws, but in australia, our gov is super strict about taxes and filing, and anything that doesn’t make sense needs receipts and copies or you’ll get into legal trouble ) - if anyone from there wanna clarify things feel free ( however im pretty sure he had bimboland before, and ximboland is a more recent name to be “more woke” ig, ( i hadn’t been on the site in a long time when he made the name change so idek when he did it, its possible this is why its shown as only for a year, but you’re most likely right ) even tho thats completely contradictory to what hes saying now lmaoo ). 

hes always been awful either way and im glad others are speaking out against him too 

Gemima1984
wrote:
lovelifegirl wrote:
i didnt know it was legal to have a contract in the UK for a dissolved company, wanna pls clarify chris? feel its important if u wanna try and enforce a contract that may not even be legally binding, esp those who may be interested in the future. 
Chris was never trading under the ximboland LTD company, it was listed as dormant and had no filing history with regards to turnover. He likely had it so nobody else could snag the incredibly appealing business name.

It is likely that Chris includes ximboland under his Blighty Coffee LTD company which is still active. As an alternative he could be operating it as a sole trader which would mean his filing history would not be public knowledge. Unfortunately this means the dissolved Ximboland LTD company is a red herring.

Thankfully, Chris has given us plenty of other material to dunk on such as the fact he is a massive hypocrite because he demanded alts mocking him be banned and put 4 people on trial for disagreeing with him.

He's also clearly not read twitter's actual rules because pretty much everything Iowa and the previous FP raised to him which he then dismissed as per Iowa's open letter are things which are against twitter's rules such as the targeted harassment and discussion of people's genitals etc.



02.04.2024 14:05:49
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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