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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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267
Created
02.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
02.04.2024 17:33:41
Timothee Chatroulette

it’s so over

02.04.2024 17:33:41
  
ShortFry
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3595
Reputation: 2471
Posts: 23
Atheista
02.04.2024 17:49:55
ShortFry

why have a government if they aren't there to help moderate and enforce the rules? you say the people vote for who's leader, but i know there's no way we elected you to be the prime bimbo knowing you're already president (We all know your the voice behind Miss Bimbo). you can't just take all the power for yourself and think everyone's is gonna be all smiles. what you are making this place isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship. it's disappointing that you've been here for so long yet of instead of trying to listen to us you ignore and upset us which creates even more problems.

02.04.2024 17:49:55
React, Comment, And Debate Me! <3
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.04.2024 18:02:05
craigslist-stripper

tl;dr live from sweetasnuts mind


02.04.2024 18:02:05

Jonathan
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4784
Reputation: 2930
Posts: 17
Freethinkerland
02.04.2024 18:17:03
Jonathan

hey guys it's jonathan

what the hell is going on

Jonathan

02.04.2024 18:17:03
miruu
Level 63
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 191084
Reputation: 39262
Posts: 104
Atheista
02.04.2024 20:03:53
miruu

is he... you know...
?

02.04.2024 20:03:53
                            
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 20:06:21
Abu Hamza

SweetasNuts wrote:

For clarity here are our new laws:

https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies


mashallah our new male leader is so rational he doesn't even need to post a rule list on here, he can just link a universally accepted one.
we need more masculine, efficient ideas like that.

i am very hopeful to see what this term will bring for our nation. 
perhaps with less islamophobia and censorship, more culturally different ideas will become accepted on here and possibly even lead to more bimbos wearing hijab, inshallah.

hijab may not be traditional bimbo where you're from, but as you can see, many of these ximbos replying are weak of mind and desperately need allah.
reading quran for only 1 or 2 hours a day could greatly improve their psyche. 
i have many ideas that i wish to bring forward for this land, once i have a better understanding of our new situation.

consider praying to allah tonight and being thankful that this nation finally has a male prime minister.
and if this is still too much change for some of you, consider soothing the pain with afghan opium - it will bring you closer to allah as well.
salam and peace be with you all. and this nation, inshallah.










02.04.2024 20:06:21
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



veroniquexoxo
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52732
Reputation: 20639
Posts: 175
Atheista
02.04.2024 20:19:51
veroniquexoxo

that dude ^^^^ IS just a racist caricature alt that chris made right? or am i missing smthn. bc there's no fuckjig way that's a real person

02.04.2024 20:19:51

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 20:30:03
Abu Hamza

is it hard to believe there might be honest muslim men who immigrated and saw the potential in this place? do i have to be connected to a white person to be real to you? 

02.04.2024 20:30:03
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48046
Reputation: 32598
Posts: 1847
Atheista
02.04.2024 21:36:06
Dean Winchester

Goofy as hell to turn the bimbo site into Twitter that’s a big L 

02.04.2024 21:36:06
Lolsie
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 96665
Reputation: 35548
Posts: 448
Atheista
02.04.2024 21:39:15
Lolsie

Well I'll give Chris this, he is doing a really good job emulating Elongated Muskrat. I mean, he's got ignoring your established userbase and only listening to your simps telling you your doing great down pat. 

02.04.2024 21:39:15
Lolsie

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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