Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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SweetasNuts
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Atheista
02.04.2024 17:33:41
Timothee Chatroulette

it’s so over

02.04.2024 17:33:41
  
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Atheista
02.04.2024 17:49:55
ShortFry

why have a government if they aren't there to help moderate and enforce the rules? you say the people vote for who's leader, but i know there's no way we elected you to be the prime bimbo knowing you're already president (We all know your the voice behind Miss Bimbo). you can't just take all the power for yourself and think everyone's is gonna be all smiles. what you are making this place isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship. it's disappointing that you've been here for so long yet of instead of trying to listen to us you ignore and upset us which creates even more problems.

02.04.2024 17:49:55
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Agnostica
02.04.2024 18:02:05
craigslist-stripper

tl;dr live from sweetasnuts mind


02.04.2024 18:02:05

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Freethinkerland
02.04.2024 18:17:03
Jonathan

hey guys it's jonathan

what the hell is going on

Jonathan

02.04.2024 18:17:03
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Atheista
02.04.2024 20:03:53
miruu

is he... you know...
?

02.04.2024 20:03:53
 
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Reasonopia
02.04.2024 20:06:21
Abu Hamza

SweetasNuts wrote:

For clarity here are our new laws:

https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies


mashallah our new male leader is so rational he doesn't even need to post a rule list on here, he can just link a universally accepted one.
we need more masculine, efficient ideas like that.

i am very hopeful to see what this term will bring for our nation. 
perhaps with less islamophobia and censorship, more culturally different ideas will become accepted on here and possibly even lead to more bimbos wearing hijab, inshallah.

hijab may not be traditional bimbo where you're from, but as you can see, many of these ximbos replying are weak of mind and desperately need allah.
reading quran for only 1 or 2 hours a day could greatly improve their psyche. 
i have many ideas that i wish to bring forward for this land, once i have a better understanding of our new situation.

consider praying to allah tonight and being thankful that this nation finally has a male prime minister.
and if this is still too much change for some of you, consider soothing the pain with afghan opium - it will bring you closer to allah as well.
salam and peace be with you all. and this nation, inshallah.










02.04.2024 20:06:21
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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Atheista
02.04.2024 20:19:51
veroniquexoxo

that dude ^^^^ IS just a racist caricature alt that chris made right? or am i missing smthn. bc there's no fuckjig way that's a real person

02.04.2024 20:19:51

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Reasonopia
02.04.2024 20:30:03
Abu Hamza

is it hard to believe there might be honest muslim men who immigrated and saw the potential in this place? do i have to be connected to a white person to be real to you? 

02.04.2024 20:30:03
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Atheista
02.04.2024 21:36:06
Dean Winchester

Goofy as hell to turn the bimbo site into Twitter that’s a big L 

02.04.2024 21:36:06
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Atheista
02.04.2024 21:39:15
Lolsie

Well I'll give Chris this, he is doing a really good job emulating Elongated Muskrat. I mean, he's got ignoring your established userbase and only listening to your simps telling you your doing great down pat. 

02.04.2024 21:39:15
Lolsie

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