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Lie to me

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Created
20.11.2015
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28537589
Reputation: 281061
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
22.10.2017 12:36:37
Sandi Lut

No that is actually true. I have never bothered or had the chance to get a driver's license.

The lie is I am afraid of heights. I am not afriad of heights, as a matter of fact I love to climb in high things

22.10.2017 12:36:37
Happiness is inside yourself

vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
23.10.2017 22:08:23
vivi bambi

ok, a new one, one is a lie two are true... take this:

1) i had a car race in the night through berlin because i fled away from a worshipper who followed me after i left the club. my car was a red vw golf, his a white peugeot or citroen and the (really unwanted) race went from nollendorfplatz (schoeneberg) to the goldelse (siegessäule - the golden victory column) then on the street of the 17. june to the brandenburger tor through mitte (with some police officers passing) then to the north crossing the wall memorial park into wedding where i successfully left him behind taking some smaller streets.
2) on a trip back home to berlin from a performance of our sex circus crew in a big 70ies chevy (in germany! totally uncommon) we were stopped by the bavarian police. the driver gave me as co-driver all his f*** drugs before the officers could investigate him because he knew that he was driving without valid driving license. in that moment this was news for me as well. the car itself was registered on the brother of his pregnant girlfriend who was sleeping, so he said them being this man, when his pregnant girlfriend woke up, not getting in what situation we were, telling the officers, that he is not her brother, while i already confirmed, that he is her brother...
3) i had to sleep in a drunk tank, because after a party in the tacheles in berlin where i went as female nva-officer (in an extra short but original gdr-army-uniform-dress for women) i had to walk home in this uniform as my long black coat was stolen at the party. at the way home along the synagogue in berlin the police stopped me thinking that i'm a crazy prostitute (i wore high heeled black platform boots with a east german army uniform and side cap while the real prostitutes on the ornanienburger street i passed by wore white overknee platform boots, super mini skirts and short fluffy faux fur jackets).


23.10.2017 22:08:23
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28537589
Reputation: 281061
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
20.05.2018 18:38:43
Sandi Lut

Wow what stories it's hard to tell which one is the lie since they are so increadible. I guess the 1st is the lie

I play the guitar
I have one tattoo
I have a dog

20.05.2018 18:38:43
Happiness is inside yourself

vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
20.05.2018 19:30:24
vivi bambi

Sandi Lut wrote:
Wow what stories it's hard to tell which one is the lie since they are so increadible. I guess the 1st is the lie
nope
no. 3 is the lie. party in the tacheles in nva costume and stolen coat at the end is the true part.
i was drunken, but not to drunken. and i was out of money, so i had to drive home by city train and metro. 
in nva uniform and high heeled platform boots... i got many unwanted comments.
the part with the prostitutes walking down oranienburger street was another party.
trouble with police and drunk tank: never, pure lie.

20.05.2018 19:30:24
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28537589
Reputation: 281061
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
20.05.2018 19:57:46
Sandi Lut

Increadible stories vivi. I have had some exiting moments in my life but yours are worth making a movie or tv show over

20.05.2018 19:57:46
Happiness is inside yourself

Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28537589
Reputation: 281061
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
27.11.2018 16:23:25
Sandi Lut

Let's see if I can revive this game lol, I rather liked it :)
So which one is the lie?

I play the guitar
I have one tattoo
I have a dog

27.11.2018 16:23:25
Happiness is inside yourself

Ariro
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24855
Reputation: 13633
Posts: 599
Freethinkerland
28.11.2018 04:10:32
Ariro

you don't have a dog!

28.11.2018 04:10:32
monochroma380
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22128
Reputation: 18056
Posts: 142
Freethinkerland
22.02.2020 12:59:40
monochroma380

I live on the farm
I've never been to a beach...
I have played with a little tiger a year ago

Which one is a lie? :D

22.02.2020 12:59:40
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fickmaedchen
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20156
Reputation: 12703
Posts: 223
Atheista
13.05.2020 18:01:39
fickmaedchen

Living on the farm is a lie?

13.05.2020 18:01:39

monochroma380
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22128
Reputation: 18056
Posts: 142
Freethinkerland
14.05.2020 23:25:14
monochroma380

Playing with a tiger is a lie :D :D :D 

14.05.2020 23:25:14
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