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Milfs at the Mall

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133
Created
09.12.2021
Author
heartmarch
heartmarch
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36674
Reputation: 28273
Posts: 492
Reasonopia
09.12.2021 03:03:00
heartmarch

Stacy walks through the baby gap pushing a double-wide stroller with two baby boys. She picks up a pair of overalls and puts them down. Her children scream and she ignores them. Stacy keeps looking at overalls. 

09.12.2021 03:03:00

LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892200
Reputation: 635858
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
09.12.2021 03:16:45
LillyAnn

Salesperson girl is assorting clothes not so far from the woman with baby boys and rolling her eyes while looking at their direction... Finally she asks the woman 'Hello, how may I help you?'

09.12.2021 03:16:45

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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heartmarch
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36674
Reputation: 28273
Posts: 492
Reasonopia
09.12.2021 03:44:03
heartmarch

Stacy abandons her stroller and walks over to the salesperson "I Am actually so lost right now because my son is like a 6-9 months sometimes and then sometimes he's a 12 months? I don't understand sizes. What size is he?"

09.12.2021 03:44:03

LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892200
Reputation: 635858
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
09.12.2021 04:06:59
LillyAnn

''You can't be sure if you don't try. Here, these two are the same model one is for 4-8 months and another 8-12 months. And this is another model, a bit narrower and with different pockets for 12-18 months. Fitting rooms are there.'' (showing in the direction of fitting rooms at far right corner of the store) 

09.12.2021 04:06:59

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32292
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
09.12.2021 04:34:49
Iowa

YALL GOT BABY CLOTHES HERE?

09.12.2021 04:34:49
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892200
Reputation: 635858
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
09.12.2021 04:43:33
LillyAnn

''This is toddlers department. You might have missed right department... go upstairs if you are looking for clothes for you'' (salesperson girl went back to assorting clothes)

09.12.2021 04:43:33

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32292
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
09.12.2021 04:48:48
Iowa

SO YALL DONT GOT BABY CLOTHES???

09.12.2021 04:48:48
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314053
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
19.12.2021 14:17:18
CinnamonSugar

Cinna rolls her eyes as she carries her sweet baby through the mall. 
CinnamonSugar
She doesn't realize that some of the eyes of the other shoppers are on her...

19.12.2021 14:17:18
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Vanadium
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5592
Reputation: 3733
Posts: 29
Antitheocra
27.12.2021 17:38:28
Vanadium

"O. M. G. What even is that?" a pretty but vapid woman asked Cinna. The woman stared at Cinna's body, eyes ogling her appearance. Cinna flushed red, uncomfortable that someone would call out that she was wearing last season's maternity dress.
"I must have that!" the shopper exclaimed. Cinna widened her eyes. It was shocking to her that someone wanted this old, patterned loose dress. Especially not a slim thicc girl like this woman in front of her. Cinna started to answer, "Oh this old thing? I got last year at the Milf's Bout-"
The shopper scoffed at her. "Uh, no. I already know that whatever you're wearing is soooo last season. I meant that thing."
The woman pointed to the baby cradled in Cinna's arms.
"That accessory is perfect for matching anything. Where did you get such a thing?"

27.12.2021 17:38:28
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314053
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
27.12.2021 22:11:30
CinnamonSugar

"Oh. You mean this wriggling thing in my arms? I made it in a couples' class. It was marketed as a 'transformative experience' that would bring us closer..." Cinna sighs. "I should have read the small print."

27.12.2021 22:11:30
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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