~ Never have I ever ~

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Antitheocra
29.04.2018 14:13:05
brad pitt

i have never
never have i ever had a fantasy about brad pitt

29.04.2018 14:13:05
     
Citizen

Level 53
Sex Appeal 117069
Reputation 38565
Posts 1917
Reasonopia
03.05.2018 00:29:55
vivi bambi

never - his ex could get more time and space in my fantasies ;)

never have i ever read a frivolous sex story while my lover lay beneath, handcuffed, getting lost into the story, cause i made her feel to do with appropriate stimulation.

03.05.2018 00:29:55
Citizen

Level 129
Sex Appeal 1715927
Reputation 215910
Posts 2939
Reasonopia
03.05.2018 20:18:46
Iulja

I've been close to that... if 50 shades of grey coould be considered as frivolous sex story. Anyway, I was reading it aloud with my sex friend when we found the sex contract that main characters are about to sign... and then the lawyers inside us got to the voice and we started to analyze it or rewrite it in proper way and we actually spend whole evening on that... 

So nope, never. 

Never have I ever swum in the see naked. 

03.05.2018 20:18:46

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Level 71
Sex Appeal 280353
Reputation 109165
Posts 15842
Atheista
03.05.2018 21:19:43
Pia Margrethe

I have. Both the Østersø and The Mediterranean

Never have I ever killed a snake.

03.05.2018 21:19:43
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
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Level 37
Sex Appeal 40485
Reputation 21683
Posts 16
Agnostica
03.05.2018 22:09:16
lexigam

Never have I ever had a zombie dream and Jake Gyllenhaal (if that is how you spell it) sacrificed himself? (I would never ever ask him to do that)

03.05.2018 22:09:16
Citizen

Level 71
Sex Appeal 280353
Reputation 109165
Posts 15842
Atheista
04.05.2018 08:03:53
Pia Margrethe

Never.

Never have I ever plucked a turkey

04.05.2018 08:03:53
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Citizen

Level 32
Sex Appeal 23901
Reputation 6621
Posts 123
Reasonopia
04.05.2018 10:35:07
Wynter Storm

I have

Never have I ever broken more than one bone at the same time

04.05.2018 10:35:07
As a Historian, I can tell you,
History is nothing more than gossip well told, by those who hanged the heroes.
Citizen

Level 168
Sex Appeal 3742939
Reputation 435697
Posts 5077
Freethinkerland
04.05.2018 22:05:17
KirstyD8

Never.
Never have ever shoplifted?

04.05.2018 22:05:17
Beautiful in my own way❤️
Citizen

Level 186
Sex Appeal 5071574
Reputation 176244
Posts 2246
Antitheocra
05.05.2018 00:17:05
Angelina Diamond2

Never. Never have I ever won money prize in lottery ticket.

05.05.2018 00:17:05

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

Citizen

Level 53
Sex Appeal 117069
Reputation 38565
Posts 1917
Reasonopia
05.05.2018 01:27:56
vivi bambi

i have
never have i ever been to a party where a mother filled me up with shots to have fun with her daughter.

05.05.2018 01:27:56

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