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~ Never have I ever ~

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22.05.2016
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vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
14.06.2018 22:43:29
vivi bambi

i have. i was really angry about a "gang of brothers" who were terrorizing the kids in our village. including me. i was 8 or 9. a friend showed me their home. i threw a stone. direct hit. we ran. 

never have i ever found a secret hideaway - full of drugs. (ok it was only full of bottles with various hard liquor. but i was 11 or 12...)



14.06.2018 22:43:29
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
14.06.2018 23:04:18
Pia Margrethe

Never. Not that I haven't looked. 

Never have I ever performed a dissection of a frog (although I did a rat when at gymnasium). And a perch. Do I dare to ear a perch?

14.06.2018 23:04:18
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Persephone Hazard
Level 24
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Sex Appeal: 11276
Reputation: 9619
Posts: 27
Atheista
15.06.2018 16:47:40
Persephone Hazard

I haven't either - dissections of real animals aren't really done here in the UK till university level biology. For which I am extremely grateful; I have a seriously intense phobia of frogs and toads and I would not have coped.

Never have I ever eaten meat. True fact: I was raised exclusively vegetarian, by a vegetarian mother. I'll be thirty next year and I'm not tempted by it yet! I quite like the idea that any kid I have will be a third-generation vegetarian; there can't be many of those in the world.

15.06.2018 16:47:40
I'm telling you stories. Trust me.
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
15.06.2018 20:40:14
Pia Margrethe

I have. Insects, too. 'If the Juju hadn't wanted us to eat people, he wouldn't have made us of meat' (The Reluctant Cannibal by Flanders and Swann).

Never have I ever eaten fugu (blowfish).

15.06.2018 20:40:14
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
17.06.2018 21:52:49
vivi bambi

i never did a blowjob to a fish... i wouldn't take it into the mouth, this fugu. ;p

never have i ever stood at the road, waiting for the next car, to help me with an emergency case of my car.

17.06.2018 21:52:49
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
17.06.2018 21:59:01
Pia Margrethe

Never (yet to have my first car).

Never have I ever played the 'maiden in distress' to get me out of troubles. (just to get me in. Hee hee.)

17.06.2018 21:59:01
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
PrettyMaiden
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10012
Reputation: 6418
Posts: 26
Freethinkerland
01.07.2018 18:10:01
PrettyMaiden

never done that unless it was a real emergency. 
Never have I ever had my first kiss

01.07.2018 18:10:01
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
01.07.2018 20:20:31
Pia Margrethe

Well, it's not something you do casually. Except for my cousine Signe who is always in a tither (sic?)tizzy or something around 'helpful' men, but is competent when they are absent. A real role model for hetero-bimbos!

Anyway,... REALLY? I have. And my last. Several of each. 

Never have I ever put coins on the eyes of a dead person.

01.07.2018 20:20:31
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Phr3aksbimboslut
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2325
Reputation: 2532
Posts: 204
Agnostica
04.07.2018 07:32:39
Phr3aksbimboslut

i have... Never have i ever said. "You look fine." IF the person asking DIDN'T.

04.07.2018 07:32:39
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
04.07.2018 09:19:31
Pia Margrethe

I have. Because I am nice and a liar.

Never have I ever stripped my hair.

04.07.2018 09:19:31
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil

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