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Bimbo Pimp
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Antitheocra
Bimbo Pimp
15.02.2025 21:59:18
Bimbo Pimp
I don't remember if I ever did but I doubt it. X3


Never have I ever cheated on someone. 

15.02.2025 21:59:18
   
                                                              
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Sadie Slaughter
Sadie Slaughter
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Atheista
Sadie Slaughter
15.02.2025 22:02:42
Sadie Slaughter
Nope! If you cheat you're an asshole x

Never have I ever shoplifted.

15.02.2025 22:02:42
 he/they please =3 

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Bimbo Pimp
Bimbo Pimp
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Antitheocra
Bimbo Pimp
15.02.2025 22:08:59
Bimbo Pimp
Yeah, I took a  candy bar as a kid and father made me go back in and apologize...I was so embarrassed.  I got a nice long lecture from mother TwT 


Never have I ever sneaked into a movie theatre. 




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Sadie Slaughter
Sadie Slaughter
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Atheista
Sadie Slaughter
15.02.2025 22:33:41
Sadie Slaughter
Yep! Some classmates and I snuck in to see Saw 4 in theaters, luckily we weren't caught! 

Never have I ever woken up in a stranger's bed.

15.02.2025 22:33:41
 he/they please =3 

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Ki3ra
Ki3ra
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Antitheocra
Ki3ra
16.02.2025 22:58:58
Ki3ra
Never!

never have i ever broken a bone.

16.02.2025 22:58:58
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mbbybbby
mbbybbby
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Freethinkerland
mbbybbby
17.02.2025 11:07:43
mbbybbby
i have! my poor pinky toe and my thumb

never have i ever dined and dashed

17.02.2025 11:07:43
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RiotsB1tch
RiotsB1tch
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Freethinkerland
RiotsB1tch
17.02.2025 14:52:21
RiotsB1tch
honestly thought about it but I couldn't do that to the poor employees... so no, never

never have I ever skipped multiple parts of my routine because I was rushed

17.02.2025 14:52:21

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Ki3ra
Ki3ra
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Antitheocra
Ki3ra
17.02.2025 21:46:36
Ki3ra
I have! Instead of my skincare, sometimes I just have to very quickly splash water and wash my face in about 2 milliseconds. Poor time management!

Never have I ever had a surprise party.

17.02.2025 21:46:36
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Ashtonxxsoda
Ashtonxxsoda
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Secville
Ashtonxxsoda
18.02.2025 09:26:24
Ashtonxxsoda
Nope. Ive been part of throwing a surprise party once though

Never have I ever gotten a speeding ticket (or I guess any ticket, but that's the first thing I thought of)

18.02.2025 09:26:24
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SilentlyScreaming
SilentlyScreaming
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Freethinkerland
SilentlyScreaming
18.02.2025 17:20:43
SilentlyScreaming
I did, but in my defense I relayed to the officer, every morning at 5:30am a man in a truck would come roaring up from behind me, pass me, and slow down to 25 in a 45. If I would try to pass him, he would race me, while I was in the upcoming traffic lane. This happened often, but not consistently. I told the officer "I sped away from your headlights out of fear that man was going to fuck with me again." It was funny though, because I had to actually stop and wait for him to catch up to me, cause he completely ate my dust. I was doing about 70, he let me go with a ticket that said 60, so I didn't lose my license.

Never have I ever dance naked in the moonlight.

18.02.2025 17:20:43
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