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New Minister of Justice: bxdcherri!

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41
Created
07.05.2024
Author
halobear8
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
07.05.2024 23:59:55
Bimbo Pimp

We have descended into insanity as soon as you expressed a desire for my harm. Stay on track. In the competition for victimhood, my indigenous heritage is considered superior to any other racial oppression except maybe for that experienced by black individuals.  Demanding the return of my land from foreigners who have overstayed their welcome feels appropriate. It's time for them to go back to their countries of origin. Wishing harm upon true Americans is unthinkable. :3

07.05.2024 23:59:55
    - Bimbo Pimp
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
08.05.2024 00:02:56
KittyOnyx

tbh bimbo i think youre really sad and lacking attention in reality so you have to come on the internet to spew bullshit like that to get your little rush of dopamine and the attention you so ever crave

08.05.2024 00:02:56

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:04:53
Bimbo Pimp

Kitty, People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. 

08.05.2024 00:04:53
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Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:20:04
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
I really wish your bathtime toys were actual, plugged in toasters
bxdcherri wrote: (original post HERE)
Cry about it
Your daddy issues kicked in again and it clearly clouds your judgement. You should sort it and follow teh minister of justice instruction - Cry about it.
Crying helped her when she was feeling powerless and now she has her powers back
 Cry Kitty cry and perhaps you will join police team. We dont judge you here

08.05.2024 00:20:04
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:53:14
Hot Topica

Welcome Cherri!

08.05.2024 00:53:14
  FREE PALESTINE  
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
08.05.2024 01:53:24
Bimbo Pimp



08.05.2024 01:53:24
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112259
Posts: 3404
Secville
08.05.2024 02:03:27
KatieBoutique

Hot Topica wrote: (original post HERE)
Welcome Cherri!
You can take my place in the next State Wars.
What do you imagine the theme will be?
I think it will be in July if at all.


08.05.2024 02:03:27

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
08.05.2024 05:00:03
Hot Topica

Hopefully "touching grass"

08.05.2024 05:00:03
  FREE PALESTINE  
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
08.05.2024 13:29:00
Bimbo Pimp



08.05.2024 13:29:00
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
08.05.2024 15:08:21
SweetasNuts parody

Can she handle it as prime ximbo she quit because of mental health. dont see how a month can make a difference with mental health. when will she have a mental health breakdown. let teh countdown begin

08.05.2024 15:08:21
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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