NikkiBimbo- My Story

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NikkiBimbo
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Reasonopia
01.03.2016 17:20:25
NikkiBimbo

Hello Bimbos,
I wanted to share my story with you all- I'm sure many of you will have your own similar tales and I'd love to hear them all... but back to me.
Many years ago I lived in Sweden. A beautiful land with beautiful people, and yet my looks still outshone even the hottest of them. I was the singer in a small town punk band with a bad attitude. We were the best but nobody took my talent seriously. They didn't believe that someone like me could be one of them- I was too blonde, too beautiful, too much of a bimbo for them. 
So I decided I didn't need them. I left for America, the land of dreams, thinking that there I would be free to live my Bimbo life with all the rich, famous and surgically enhanced in LA. But I soon discovered that I was too sexy even for them and was outcast once more by jealous and lustful eyes. 
Until...one night, at a bar I had been using to pick up guys (all of who bored me after one dissatisfying night) I saw a vision of pure bimboliscious beauty: Miss Bimbo. 
We became friends and partners in crime immediately and knew we had to escape our oppressive environment. We made plans and together we set sail across many oceans eventually finding ourselves on this beautiful land we live on today. As word got out we were joined by more and more Bimbos looking for a place to feel free and unjudged for having amazing bodies and to finally meet people worth their time.
I will always be indebted to Miss Bimbo for saving me from the boredom of a life amongst the flat chested and boring.
And here I am now, living life on Bimbo land with my fellow sexy Bimbos! 
xoxo


01.03.2016 17:20:25
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Atheista
01.03.2016 20:36:02
SweetasNuts

yay - hello Nikki!

01.03.2016 20:36:02



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Freethinkerland
03.03.2016 14:48:18
Latina

Hi Nikki, I'm glad you found your place. Have you heard of instagram? (of course you have, everyone has) That's also the place where a lot of girls like you go,, and they actually get really popular by their looks, I bet you also wouldn't feel so out of place there :)

03.03.2016 14:48:18
Making signatures in G.D.!!!
President's Concubine

Level 24
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Reputation 5397
Posts 11
Reasonopia
03.03.2016 15:35:33
NikkiBimbo

thanks Latina, maybe i'll start an instagram account so everyone can see how perfect my life is here in Bimbo land! ;)

03.03.2016 15:35:33
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Atheista
08.04.2016 21:49:45
Star crystals

there is also snap chat and facebook where you get a lot of followers because of how you look too.

08.04.2016 21:49:45
Stars look shinny and are attractable but have a bitter taste
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Freethinkerland
05.05.2016 13:56:54
pu$$ydestroya

Awesome guacamole recipe:
3 avacados (mashed)
some tomatoes
some onion (chopped)
some garlic salt
some lime (squeezed)
other stuff to make guacamole


05.05.2016 13:56:54
PU$$Y DESTROYA 
FTW
BAD ASS BISH 


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Freethinkerland
26.05.2016 08:52:10
khrysslizzi

Hi there cutie pie.!! :D

26.05.2016 08:52:10
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Nia

Level 1
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Reputation 4647
Posts 2631
Antitheocra
26.05.2016 12:52:13
Nia

lmaoooo

26.05.2016 12:52:13
    
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Agnostica
05.06.2016 15:19:58
kathiegym

NikkiBimbo wrote:
Hello Bimbos,
I wanted to share my story with you all- I'm sure many of you will have your own similar tales and I'd love to hear them all... but back to me.
Many years ago I lived in Sweden. A beautiful land with beautiful people, and yet my looks still outshone even the hottest of them. I was the singer in a small town punk band with a bad attitude. We were the best but nobody took my talent seriously. They didn't believe that someone like me could be one of them- I was too blonde, too beautiful, too much of a bimbo for them. 
So I decided I didn't need them. I left for America, the land of dreams, thinking that there I would be free to live my Bimbo life with all the rich, famous and surgically enhanced in LA. But I soon discovered that I was too sexy even for them and was outcast once more by jealous and lustful eyes. 
Until...one night, at a bar I had been using to pick up guys (all of who bored me after one dissatisfying night) I saw a vision of pure bimboliscious beauty: Miss Bimbo. 
We became friends and partners in crime immediately and knew we had to escape our oppressive environment. We made plans and together we set sail across many oceans eventually finding ourselves on this beautiful land we live on today. As word got out we were joined by more and more Bimbos looking for a place to feel free and unjudged for having amazing bodies and to finally meet people worth their time.
I will always be indebted to Miss Bimbo for saving me from the boredom of a life amongst the flat chested and boring.
And here I am now, living life on Bimbo land with my fellow sexy Bimbos! 
xoxo



I loved the manner of telling your story

05.06.2016 15:19:58
LOVE YOURSELF
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Atheista
26.07.2016 13:17:54
MissKaika

Hi gorgeous! =)

26.07.2016 13:17:54

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