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Poll: Where is Miss Bimbo

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09.08.2016 23:12:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I thought I would wait a week before mentioning this:
  The Owner/President Miss Bimbo is still lost somewhere in a London Pub and cant be found.  So being very curious why this is the case, I sent out detective's to search for them. They kept coming back drunk and useless after every block they walked. Without success in locating him, I must do something.
  
  It seem's to me, that I must declare Marshal Law at this time.
  Election's out of necessity must be suspended during this time of uncertainty.
   I am now taking over full control of the Republic of Bimboland's for the foreseeable future.

  How do you feel about this?

   I didn't want to make this an offical announcement, till I find the bodies of The Owner and Miss Bimbo.  Please help !

  Please forgive me for needing to take care of YOU, the citizen in a reasonable way.
     I hope you all will support me, during these troubled times of national insecurity.

  Please report any sighting's of the missing 'Himbo'/ bestie'  to HeavenLeighBimbo.





09.08.2016 23:12:20
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10.08.2016 05:00:22
Cum_Dumpster

Perhaps these links will be of some help.
As far as I know Chris owns Blighty Coffee.
https://www.facebook.com/BlightyCoffee/
http://www.blightycoffee.co.uk/

10.08.2016 05:00:22
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10.08.2016 05:12:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^
  Oh dear ! _____ Cum, that was Brilliant !!!!

  Never saw that one coming !!!
   Maybe when I'm done choking on Coffee, I may have a good reply.
   It's so hard to get coffee from dripping out of my nose !!!!!

       Sneezing and laughter just is totally frustrating to do at the same time.
  I nearly came, while holding back !!!!!!
  'curse those damned  'Kigal exercises'.  They are so 'pushy' for unprepared men.

     Closed for repair's.  LOLROF

  Perhaps  if we spam the coffee shops with his wanted poster......   ?
            You can copy and paste it anywhere you want.   'Just sayin'.

 Please link this thread if you go on a 'Kitten Hun't in coffee shop's.
  He needs to see you care enough to pet him.
      He 'purr's' with such attention.
 Spam is his favorite food.
'S'pecially 'P'rocessed 'A'merican 'M'eat'  LOL
   Churchill Approved !!!
Dolphin free, non GMO and organic carnivore haziri.
    It might tempt him to return from India.
          There was a creditable sighting along the 'Ganges river'.

10.08.2016 05:12:10
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Agnostica
10.08.2016 12:25:27
kathiegym

Hahahahaha. Your sense of humor is great, but, deeplierly, the problem seems big.... Shall we all commit suicide and the owner wont have players....? Or what?

10.08.2016 12:25:27
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10.08.2016 13:50:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

Suicide ?   Never.
      I dislike Milk, and refuse to drink it personally because I don't want my breast's to grow with artificial hormones.
  However such advertisement's might help in locating the owner.   He love's over-sized breast's,  so follow the milk.....
    He may find Us !!!! If YOU drink enough of it.
                           haha
  My 36 A isn't even enough to get his notice. Yet, left in charge of his nation.
   Sucked dry, and given a wet 'nappy' to clean up with...... 
  Ehhh, I've been left with less..........
    I'm not complaining. 
   I have 'big girl panties' to put on.
   
   Wear Your's proudly !!!!!    TOO


10.08.2016 13:50:34
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13.08.2016 06:23:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

I found him,
        and guess what ????????
Useless.
    I now am just a player,  
  I will be no longer building this game for you.

       
None of you supported my effort's, so expect me to just be a bitch-bimbo.   You now have no leadership.  
                             Be proud of what you earned in a republic of 'sheep'
  Your nation is GONE, for the foreseeable future.
 
At least you can all be so shallow as to post.....  " what is on your left?"    a cup of coffee........
       I feel such shame for Bimbo's right now,   I want nothing to do with you ether. 
   
You had a chance to be a citizen, but you couldn't think like a nation.
   I can't fix that,   Sorry.   
   I have better thing's to do...........
   It's no longer my game to play as a leader.
    You now have only a Heavenly,BIMBO to deal with with !!!!!

  I will be 'bias' and nice to only friend's.    
   Marshal law is in EFFECT !!!
   
  Only the owner can BAN me NOW.  ( and he seems to be lost in India feeding homeless children.......)  
  Much more worthy than women who cant even use a forum properly.  
   I give up too.    
   Law will be upheld,  but don't expect me to be nice about it.........

  Communication has been rare, and only a few player's earned my respect........
  Texter's are here by on notice......
 Jail await's anyone who post's anything 'SHALLOW' and useless.
   Grow the FUCK UP !!! or get the fuck OUT !!!!
       I will kill the forum, too with the hope the next 50 player's who join every day might actually have something to say, without such stupidity.
  Get real,    or ELSE !!!!
  Give me nothing to do or say !!!!   I dare YOU !!!!!

     Yes, I have been given permission to eliminate all useless individuals,     At my pleasure.
       You are now all warned.    Time to  grow up and act like adult's.
  Fun and game's are over.   You better play Game's  WELL.

       I will be issuing 1 day jail sentence's for anything that is STUPID or shallow, or idiotic. 
  I'm now judging your INTELLIGENCE.......  no pressure......... hahaha.

  I was instructed to make this into a game for adult's and this is how I'M going to do it.
   Don't like it,  cry to your kindergarten teacher, and then just send your Bimbo to work in silence.

13.08.2016 06:23:22
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14.08.2016 17:15:44
kathiegym

Sooo you will kill the half of the population, and the other hañf is comitting suicide... great!! Hahaha
Dont worry, he is not going to banner the only person who works here for.... No money. No rewards, nothing. 

14.08.2016 17:15:44
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15.08.2016 04:08:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

For a moment I thought I was banned....   Then I discovered I just needed to hit the 'refresh' button.
   Jumping for JOY to be just a Bimbo, and hit in the head with the harsh reality.......   
I'm all you have left..........

      I hate being in power,   but what is the alternative?
   Miss Bimbo......   ?
          When was the last time you saw Miss Bimbo post anything in the forum?
  Vote in the Poll if you have ever seen her............       
              So it is me or her?
  I'm at least a REAL and honest BITCH......

     [could be worse, don't you think?]
   
I only work for 'tip's.   Muhahahahahha
  [insert a 'Dr. Evil' laugh, here.]
muhahahaaa   ah ha.......... Hah
        UMMMMMM.
[  Yes that is a You Tube Link to my laughter ]  
Watch it if you want to giggle.
  Bonus Video !!!!    If you DARE !!!!!    watch it !!!

 The 3rd time is charming......... to eat chocolate.

15.08.2016 04:08:32
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Agnostica
15.08.2016 22:35:22
kathiegym

You are not a bitch, stop saying that!! And you know you arent. No, I have never seen a post from missBimbo.  And everybody knows that you dont care about tips or.... Absurd fake money.
for me, Those last monthgs is game has been important. I like it, overall I love meeting girls from other countries and cultures, and this has hrlped me in my recovery, thats true. But it is not my life, not yours, not anybody's life. I dont think that sny player cares sooo much. So, if the owner is an idiot and he is fucking his creation and the players.... What happens? We only are little pieces in his universe..... I will help if I am able, but I am not going to get angry anymore. And I think HLB nor any admn should be......

15.08.2016 22:35:22
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16.08.2016 00:22:19
AnaisLuna

Perfectly agree with Kathie, maybe you are tired to wait to receive answers by the owner, the seems like released about the game every responsability on you, but you can fix all problems cause you are just a player...i think the thingh everyone of us must to do is continue to play, and play well, for the pleasure to do it. That's is important expecially for you, 'cause you have so much seriously approach to state of prime bimbo, it's a beautyful thing 'cause that's mean you love the game, you feel it yours.But the most important thing is that the game continue to enjoy you. :)

16.08.2016 00:22:19

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