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Atheista
18.10.2025 21:21:49
lolaluvs

The larger man continued his menacing pondering as he dragged the pitiful thief through the rose gardens and through a series of dark and winding corridors.

18.10.2025 21:21:49

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Antitheocra
18.10.2025 21:31:46
Melpomene

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The door shook in its frame with the repeated hammering.

It would not hold much longer and they were quickly running out of time. The thief furiously stuffed one last fistful of bills into their lapel and slipped out of the window. Only to fall directly into the rose garden outside, thorns grasping onto their thin jacket.

From above, the sound of the door splintering, followed by a figure at the window frame. Writhing inelegantly, the thief attempted in vain to free themselves - above them the figure spoke: "Little bunny caught in the brambles, eh? Looks like the mistress will be having rabbit stew tonight!"

The wolf of a man swiftly jumped through the window, landed by the paved flower bed with a thump, and stomped one one extravagant black leather boot down on top of the burglar's chest.

"Ack! Ouch - get off - okay - oof..." the thief swatted ineffectively at their persecutor's heavy boot and wheezed, "Just take me to her!"

"Of course, you will get to meet milady as soon she returns from the Count's dinner party - but what shall I do with you in the meantime?" the tall man contemplated to himself. The larger man continued his menacing pondering as he dragged the pitiful thief through the rose gardens and through a series of dark and winding corridors. The poor thief's arm was starting to feel like it would dislocate by the time they were unceremoniously deposited onto the carpeted floor of a desolate room...

18.10.2025 21:31:46

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18.10.2025 22:00:00
lolaluvs

(Thank you!)

The door locked behind them, and after a long moment of silence, the man behind the thief spoke, this time in a hushed, urgent tone; "Quick, get up. This room looks out over the moat - the next guard rotation isn't for another five minutes."

18.10.2025 22:00:00

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Antitheocra
18.10.2025 22:45:58
Melpomene

Oooh, interesting!

"Did you have to rough me up so much? Surely you big bad bodyguard shtick would not get ruined if you - I don't know - just grabbed me by the collar or something?" the cat burglar whined, picking thorns off their jacket. 

18.10.2025 22:45:58

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Atheista
18.10.2025 23:04:11
Mermaidmare

“Maybe not,” the man said, stepping forward to help pick a few thorns from the jacket before pushing the thief towards the window, “but in fairness you were very annoying with that locked door.”

18.10.2025 23:04:11
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19.10.2025 01:06:46
lolaluvs

The thief mounted the windowsill and looked into the murky waters below before turning their gaze to their partner in crime, "Meet me tomorrow."

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19.10.2025 02:54:22
Mermaidmare

“By the fallen oak, yes, I know,” the guard replied, checked over his shoulder, “I’m going to lock you in now, yell a little bit after I shut the door before you jump, yeah?” 

19.10.2025 02:54:22
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19.10.2025 06:54:08
lolaluvs

“Got it,” the thief replied, eyes on the moat once again, “now get, before your precious Madame gets suspicious”.

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19.10.2025 07:03:16
Mermaidmare

The guard rolled his eyes, but stepped out of the room, shutting it firmly and locking it loudly behind him. 

19.10.2025 07:03:16
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if you ever see me as a senator it’s a cup not a purchase x
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19.10.2025 07:08:00
lolaluvs

The thief took a deep breath, yelped, and dropped. 

19.10.2025 07:08:00

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