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HerkulesAteCashews
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HerkulesAteCashews
16.06.2022 18:27:00
HerkulesAteCashews
Birth control saved me from a lot of pain cause jesus fucking christ, my cramps felt like a chainsaw going through my stomach but periods still bother me cause it makes me feel kinda dysphoric about my body bro >:((((

16.06.2022 18:27:00
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01.07.2022 04:20:35
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Yeah periods are horrible. Cramps feel like someone is genuinely stabbing you from the inside. I'm sick of people not taking people who have period's pain seriously.

01.07.2022 04:20:35
xoxo she/they queen
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01.07.2022 10:06:52
yikeshrike
listen , i'm okay with my period popping up every month so i can tell that everything is theoretically fine in my body , but it would be great if i wasn't consistently on the verge of passing out from cramps on the first day it pops up. i would also be willing to put up with this if i didn't also need to put up with those cramps that feel like your asshole is getting stabbed the whole time or the gross discharge after the period bc what do i even do with that. (also pro tip , pounding down water helps speedrun your period)

01.07.2022 10:06:52
i'm so cringe but oh my god am i hot 
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Bibigul
01.07.2022 15:18:39
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I'm one of the people with a 3 day period so I've come here to humblebrag about it.

In exchange for that devil's bargain though, the first 2 days I bleed like a dying pig. I'm talking 'maxi super plus' pads and tampons to contain it. But at least after that it's over

01.07.2022 15:18:39

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UltraSilence
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UltraSilence
01.07.2022 18:22:32
UltraSilence
almost fainted yesterday due to something related to it. not fun :/

01.07.2022 18:22:32
your jenny humphrey wannabe,




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qveenhadassah
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qveenhadassah
01.07.2022 21:24:21
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I get bedridden on my first day or two. it's almost like my body is reacting to a sickness because all my symptoms are the same for both common illness and my period. idk if that's normal cause everyone I know doesn't get like that

01.07.2022 21:24:21
 
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princesymbolguitar
01.07.2022 22:55:22
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yea its always those first 2-3 days, then it chills out later on:/

01.07.2022 22:55:22
~princesymbolguitar~

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oreko
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oreko
02.07.2022 04:21:59
oreko
anyone else get those period cramps in your butt that are so sharp and painful you have to hold onto something for dear life

02.07.2022 04:21:59

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02.07.2022 04:24:09
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^ the phantom stabbing. glad its a common experience

02.07.2022 04:24:09
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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15.07.2022 13:27:39
Sophemia
Yesterday I put a tampon in for the first time ever! I was so happy.
I just watched videos that helped me relax in previous situations and put it in. At first I was wondering if it even went in because I couldn't feel it. I'm so happy!!

15.07.2022 13:27:39
~~Sophemia

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