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Pink House Government Feedback Thread

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Created
04.02.2024
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Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 22251
Posts: 693
Secville
02.04.2024 00:21:51
Theodora Dee

i just want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH CHERRI FOR THE ONGOING CRAZE <333333

02.04.2024 00:21:51

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629515
Reputation: 348963
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.04.2024 00:28:00
craigslist-stripper

YES THANK YOU CHERRI you chose the best craze for your last one on purpose and the people are loving it OwO

02.04.2024 00:28:00

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
02.04.2024 06:26:39
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Islam wrote:
yea yea i thought i was talking to a man for a second due to your current makeup but after checking your profile and seeing you are a woman, i will just let you talk.

fact of the matter is my cousin is still unlawfully in jail.
you will not be able to do any roleplays, islamic or haram, when xihad comes for us all...
my reasonable brother

its djinns  and shedim that talk from inside of them
Miss Sasha cant free them from yetzer hara with her trauma healing work its brother Hamzas expertise  though
He shall stay strong in this time of distress as we need him

as he said  There are many ways, we shall just start!
to keep his spirit high tell him to think about many creative ways he can chase djinns and shedim outta them

Justicee our reasonable sister
we pray for your love to come back soon
once he comes back no stripper shall go around putting two cents where it dont belong

02.04.2024 06:26:39
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 10533
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 10:59:50
Abu Hamza

thank you for your many prayers my white brother - allah always reveals those of true character during the hardest times.
i am free at last! no more xihad!
we can now rejoice and celebrate our new male leaders. mashallah. 
i am expecting this thread to have less complaints in the future now.

blessings be with you all and i am praying for a more islamic future. i am grateful to the current male-led, reasonable government for undoing this islamophobic mistake.



ps: i will not make any complaints about the way i was treated in capitivity, as i have a big stash of afghan opium to get through now that i am free. 

02.04.2024 10:59:50
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Yusra
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1431
Reputation: 1452
Posts: 20
Secville
26.04.2024 00:01:54
Yusra

Who imprisoned my husband?


I'm not allowed to talk here. He reviewed this letter from prison.


Please come forward to whoever did this. God will have mercy on you if you admit it now.


As I don't speak English, I use a translator. I apologize for the grammatical errors.



يرجى إطلاق سراح زوجي على الفور وإلا سنرسل 10 مجاهدين. انه بريء.


#FreeAbuHamza #StopIslamophobia #StopRacism #AntiFascist #StopAsianHate








26.04.2024 00:01:54
husband is in jail again

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Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 258491
Posts: 3186
Antitheocra
26.04.2024 00:04:48
Katrynah

inb4 to publicly state it wasn't me, lol

26.04.2024 00:04:48
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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Yusra
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1431
Reputation: 1452
Posts: 20
Secville
26.04.2024 00:13:21
Yusra

I will delete your address from the Mujahideen list for now.

Please name all other police officers.

  I think the bear is the one wearing the halo, and he is the one who should wear the niqab.
She must be upset that my husband doesn't find her as attractive or successful as she thinks.

This is why women in my land wear the hijab.

Please come forward to whoever did this to my innocent husband.
He did not have the opportunity to defend himself, nor was he given a legitimate (Sharia) lawyer. 

He followed your pagan laws and was punished because of his race and religion. Please end this now.

#FreeAbuHamza #FreePalestine #StopAsianHate #AntiFascism #MuslimLivesMatter

26.04.2024 00:13:21
husband is in jail again

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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
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Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 01:25:18
SweetasNuts parody

Well would you look at that we suddenly get 2 fashion police who shouldnt even be fashion police and abu is now jailed.

26.04.2024 01:25:18
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 102417
Reputation: 11753
Posts: 621
Agnostica
26.04.2024 01:28:34
CarCrashBimbo

Yusra, are you the one Abu had the fight with?

…tonight, i had big fight with wife. but,
after locking her away to get some alone time,
i had so much afghan opium
and it made me so peaceful and i actually
let her out again after only about 4 hours.

i have alerted Sasha Saxara and she is going to make a house call.
Also…Abu is from Reasonopia.
State Ministers can only jail residents of their own state.
So please remove Halobear from your Mujahadeen list…

Now, it would be helpful if you give me details on the fight you had with your husband.

26.04.2024 01:28:34

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7707
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 01:30:37
SweetasNuts parody

Kat is a spy she is a cherri backer and we know how they hates us and carcrashbimbo is the other one. abu appears to be jailed at

This Ximbo is in PRISON (until 2024-04-26 23:52:11)

which means its most likely not SweetasNuts or tash since they are teh same person and he rarely comes on at this time if at all

So who was it Katrymeh or carcrash? though we also have this "slyvie"

26.04.2024 01:30:37
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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