Poorly Explain Your Job

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Freethinkerland
10.02.2024 19:44:42
CinnamonSugar

I saw this on Facebook. People came up with funny responses. The examples below were adapted from actual responses.

Task: Poorly Explain Your Job. Don't say your actual job title.

Ex. A prison guard might say, "I tell grown adults to go to their rooms."
Ex. A driving instructor might say, "I teach people to use their vroom vrooms."

10.02.2024 19:44:42
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Freethinkerland
10.02.2024 20:32:50
Kalvin Bardot

I move people's stuff around and remove their mess

10.02.2024 20:32:50
Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst!
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Reasonopia
10.02.2024 20:44:53
bxdcherri

I have to be fake asf to encourage people to give me money whilst also exchanging goods

10.02.2024 20:44:53

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Reasonopia
10.02.2024 20:52:13
PlushKlavier

I go scrubby scrubby and vrrrmmm to make the rooms sparkle

10.02.2024 20:52:13

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Freethinkerland
12.02.2024 07:29:49
dumbicth_uwu

i sell people magic candy that would be illegal if i sold it in the streets 

12.02.2024 07:29:49

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Atheista
11.03.2024 07:46:30
StoyaVelour

I use needles

11.03.2024 07:46:30
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Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 21:27:48
Soobin

I basically walk around and listen to people complain between shelves

11.03.2024 21:27:48

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Atheista
04.09.2024 05:19:04
haybug

flickin the bean on my electrical device

04.09.2024 05:19:04
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Atheista
04.09.2024 06:09:17
Dean Winchester

big drill

04.09.2024 06:09:17
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04.09.2024 22:34:47
Afterskool

drugging stripping and manhandling the general public

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