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eyrsglownvx
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2133
Reputation: 1679
Posts: 25
Antitheocra
12.05.2022 13:34:11
eyrsglownvx

(☆ω☆*)

12.05.2022 13:34:11
"I came, I saw, I fucked" -eyesglownvx

Pona
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7869
Reputation: 7029
Posts: 34
Atheista
12.05.2022 14:25:20
Pona


12.05.2022 14:25:20
i'm here for a good time and a long time yeah thats right i want it all baby give me it all

Asunaa
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4716
Reputation: 3855
Posts: 238
Freethinkerland
12.05.2022 14:27:54
Asunaa



12.05.2022 14:27:54

Ohlympia
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10558
Reputation: 8802
Posts: 177
Atheista
morpoe
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1420
Reputation: 1209
Posts: 4
Atheista
12.05.2022 14:42:49
morpoe

<3

12.05.2022 14:42:49
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bratsylvania
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27320
Reputation: 19260
Posts: 160
Atheista
12.05.2022 17:10:39
Bratsylvania

retret

12.05.2022 17:10:39

Teally
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3037885
Reputation: 75765
Posts: 1139
Atheista
12.05.2022 19:38:54
Teally

:purple_heart:

12.05.2022 19:38:54
Life is hard, be kind <3
Cuntessa
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3586
Reputation: 2572
Posts: 40
Atheista
12.05.2022 22:03:30
Cuntessa


12.05.2022 22:03:30
~ionia calls~

Valence
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20804
Reputation: 14238
Posts: 108
Freethinkerland
13.05.2022 05:40:58
Valence


13.05.2022 05:40:58

Fancy Chair 22
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10538
Reputation: 7832
Posts: 268
Atheista
13.05.2022 23:47:20
Fancy Chair 22

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?


13.05.2022 23:47:20

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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