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Prime Bimbos Fashion tips and advice 15/4/2024

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Created
15.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts

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lovelifegirl
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10856334
Reputation: 95706
Posts: 1952
Atheista
16.04.2024 10:24:54
lovelifegirl

pls continue to share your fashion tips and tricks! i need it as a how to guide on what not to do - it’d be immensely helpful chris. 
boomer ass how are you not embarrassed fr - you ran, you lost, and you virtually drove away the rightful PB role for your own gain. stop acting like you were voted in. literally no one wanted you. also are you still stupid enough to think your faux engagement is going to bring in ppl to this site? yikes 

16.04.2024 10:24:54
(( join ximboland comic-con ))    
 


Oktubre
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1328319
Reputation: 37929
Posts: 410
Atheista
16.04.2024 12:30:00
Oktubre

Abu Hamza wrote:
sister oktubre i think you really need this. 
Not opening that stay safe tho

16.04.2024 12:30:00

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
16.04.2024 13:47:45
AuntieLice

Oktubre wrote:
Can't even switch up the face a little? Booooring. My shirtless jacket look is better Oktubre
Looks trans to me, no thanks!

16.04.2024 13:47:45
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201651
Reputation: 42759
Posts: 1918
Atheista
16.04.2024 14:45:24
Bimbo Pimp

Slayyyocrates wrote:
As I was making the rounds this morning…working at my new profession…ahem…one of my clients…coughtold me that SweetasNuts has a

”10 inch Drake Snake…”

I do not know what that is, but I have yet to come across any reptiles in my walks around these islands.

10 inch drake huh, fact or stretching the truth? 

16.04.2024 14:45:24
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
selfdiagnosedprincezz
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22638
Reputation: 10195
Posts: 11
Atheista
16.04.2024 14:51:53
selfdiagnosedprincezz

I still swear you're just rage bait.. "I went to this place, so did these people!!"
And yet they don't own a website that many complain is being ruined? Studied customer service and fashion.. I'm seeing you lack in BOTH.
I went to beauty school, I'm still ugly! I have a famous relative who was HUGE in the 70's, doesn't automatically make my songs good. Someone else's success doesn't suddenly make you successful, the people on this site are unhappy and have been for a long time.

16.04.2024 14:51:53
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
16.04.2024 18:48:04
SweetasNuts parody

Not you talking when your face is looking swollen on top of looking like a crusty fake blow up doll

The Diamond Doll wrote:
SweetasNuts parody wrote:
With how you look you cant comment UX. all your looks are sub par sort it out your a state minister. if state minsters cant dress fashionably in Ximboland they should be removed
halobear8
wrote:
You might've just succeeded at making the ugliest outfit in all of Ximboland! <3 

Not you coming for halobear8's looks while wearing that lol!!


16.04.2024 18:48:04
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68014
Reputation: 52898
Posts: 1792
Agnostica
16.04.2024 19:02:43
Daphnee_Mino

how can i get personal xtyle advice? i like my own style its authentic and respectable but I like xubmitting to rules.. also feeling really uninspired for my fits here lately..

16.04.2024 19:02:43
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17037
Reputation: 9704
Posts: 228
Atheista
16.04.2024 19:12:38
Magalina Hagalina

aww, hon... have ya tried makin' a pinterest board? granted, i don't use 'em, but i know quite a few folks DO use 'em for inspy-ration.

also, you can try stylin' around an outfit piece you dont use that often.
perhaps ya could even start somewhere different! as in-- some folks do their makeup first, some folks do their hair first, and some folks get dressed first. do it the other way around from whatcha normally do!



16.04.2024 19:12:38
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68014
Reputation: 52898
Posts: 1792
Agnostica
16.04.2024 22:01:19
Daphnee_Mino

AuntieLice wrote:
Oktubre wrote:
Can't even switch up the face a little? Booooring. My shirtless jacket look is better Oktubre
Looks trans to me, no thanks!
IJBOLLLLLL ... auntie.. you would be surprised if you've seen today's youth tbh.. but I really like oktobres look,,the trans swag is getting more and more common is both trans and non-trans people...think it's emo and grunge resurfacing ... the generic ximbo minority does not get this...


16.04.2024 22:01:19
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
16.04.2024 23:29:12
Abu Hamza

Oktubre wrote:
Abu Hamza wrote:
sister oktubre i think you really need this. 
Not opening that stay safe tho

i understand you have to protect yourself from our brothers in kolkata...
but i will say it is a shame - if everyone in this thread opened the link and actually bought the product, this land would not have so many problems.

salam and peace be with you all.



16.04.2024 23:29:12
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