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Prime Bimbos Fashion tips and advice 15/4/2024

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15.04.2024
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SweetasNuts

Poll: Rate my style out of 10

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SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
15.04.2024 15:08:30
SweetasNuts




Hello Ximboland

As you know I was voted into power because I am the most handsome and stylish Ximbo amongst our current community.  

With that in mind I am starting a new feature called the 'Prime Ximbo fashion tips' and advice where I will share with you my tips, wisdom and guidance on fashion and style.
Together we will make Ximboland more stylish.
However in order for success you must listen carefully and actively follow my advice.

Some of you may know that I studied fashion and customer service at central St Martins college in London where I graduated with a 1st.
Some of the people who did the same course as me include Alexander McQueen whom was simply Lee McQueen back in those days, when he was a student.

Anyway, onto my design today.

You will notice that is a classic Bimbo contemporary design using colour and simplicity at its core. I am a firm believer that bimbos should stand out for who they are. For how sexy and confident they are.
I dont like backgrounds as they tend to sully my good looks and take attention away from me. I want my fantastic style and sexy body to be at the centre. With this look I wanted you to see and admire my chiselled washboard tummy and for it to be the centre point of my style. I think sex appeal is important for a bimbo and I like the idea of titillating you with a bit of flesh.
Oi oi secretary. Oi oi sailor.
Around my washboard tummy I have flashed some of my substantial wealth by sporting some of the most expensive jewelry in Ximboland.

The fashionistas amongst you will have noticed I am sporting one of Melpomenes fasntastic wonka coats made from the finest egyptian silk. I went for teal because I believe that bimbos should be bright and cheery. This colour brings out the colour in my eyes.
I have gone for a simple hairstyle that shows me as sexy, stylish but not too precious.  
My shoes/trainers reflect my humility. 

Anyway please rate my style and I know you will look forward to me educating you again soon on style and giving you some more PX fashion tips 

Sweetasnuts
The second most stylish Ximbo in Ximboland and the most stylish Himbo

p.s I am available for private personal assistant/style work. Please dm me




15.04.2024 15:08:30



bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
15.04.2024 15:46:46
bxdcherri

Didn't you just put Melp on trial?

15.04.2024 15:46:46

kojar
Level 158
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3099579
Reputation: 53524
Posts: 848
Antitheocra
15.04.2024 15:58:04
kojar



15.04.2024 15:58:04
 

groco
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 182188
Reputation: 68130
Posts: 416
Atheista
15.04.2024 16:00:00
groco

"I was voted into power" except you weren't lol

15.04.2024 16:00:00
jesse we need to cook
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
15.04.2024 16:03:24
StrangeSnow

Fuck off Chris you’re ruining the fun of this site 
Sell it to someone who will actually do well 

15.04.2024 16:03:24

Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907176
Reputation: 779724
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 16:10:15
Blecky89

Finally something that is actually humorous. 
Def an upgrade from your usuall style. Thought I strongly disagree on the background thing. If used right it actually makes the outfit pop out even more and makes your look unique from the rest. I feel kinda uneasy bout the gold and silver mix. Also the fancy Wonkas coat deserves better foot wear. But overall you did decent.

Happy to see you have admited your mistake calling Melp (Melpomene) a car crash. No one who is a car crash could design such fancy item that even our courent PX has seen as something worth of investing in. 


15.04.2024 16:10:15
    
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
15.04.2024 16:23:12
StrangeSnow

I am a firm believer that bimbos should stand out for who they are. For how sexy and confident they are.
Oh really? Sounds like a load of shit to me. You’re putting others on trials for standing out for who they are. You really think other ximbos are going to believe this after EVERYTHING you’ve already done? This is laughable 

15.04.2024 16:23:12

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116784
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 16:29:31
KittyOnyx

I mean this is better than your Gerard Way look you were attempting earlier today. SSSKRT CRASH!

15.04.2024 16:29:31

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112309
Posts: 3410
Atheista
15.04.2024 16:30:08
KatieBoutique



15.04.2024 16:30:08

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
15.04.2024 16:43:45
SweetasNuts parody

10 out of 10. your fashion sense is an inspiration to us all. a true himbo showing off his chiselled pecs. maybe adding a background will complete teh look.

15.04.2024 16:43:45
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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