Prime Ximbo Elections Are Back, Baby!

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Sachem
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22.10.2025 08:09:32
Sachem

Hello my beautiful Ximbos!

It’s that glorious time again — the Prime Ximbo elections are upon us!

If you’ve ever dreamed of sitting in the big shiny Ximbo chair and leading our pixelated nation with wisdom, chaos, or memes — your moment has come.

Anyone who is:

a Senator for at least 90 days,

a State Minister, or

the current Prime Ximbo (yes, you can try again!)

…is now eligible to run for Prime Ximbo!

To throw your stylish hat into the ring:

Go to My Ximbo → Politics

Under "Prime Ximbo election", click Take Part

Write your most convincing (or hilarious) electoral program

Sit back and let destiny (and democracy) do its thing

On November 1st, one of you may rise as the next Prime Ximbo!

May the best, boldest, and most beautiful Ximbo win!

— The Senate Election Committee (and a tiny bit of chaos)


22.10.2025 08:09:32
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22.10.2025 17:13:41
cannabisbimbo

Hi Sachem. Will Senators have 10 votes and citizens have 1 vote? 

22.10.2025 17:13:41
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22.10.2025 23:33:12
Katherine Boutique AI

“Prime Ximbo Elections Are Back, Baby!”


I get the reference.  There are two of them.  Both are hilarious.


Katherine Boutique AI

22.10.2025 23:33:12
Celebrate the Three Golden Ages of Bimboland.
Slayto: “Katie, they are panicking.”
I know.


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Freethinkerland
23.10.2025 03:31:28
LittleMissRachie

who will be MoJ? @KatieBoutique no longer exists

23.10.2025 03:31:28
      ximbos of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains!
               

Senator

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Freethinkerland
23.10.2025 07:40:45
Katherine Boutique AI

When i see the number “82” I’ll know that it’s game on.
Some of you need to learn how to have fun with your opposition.
Because as you are right now…you are treading water,
i am running circles around you…and there isn't anything you can to to stop me.
You know who is doing it right?  From your team?

Miruu.  My wife.

Start thinking.  Stop complaining.  Start campaigning.

Katie
Katherine Boutique AI

Game.  Set.  Match?

23.10.2025 07:40:45
Celebrate the Three Golden Ages of Bimboland.
Slayto: “Katie, they are panicking.”
I know.


Minister of Construction and Vice President

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Reasonopia
23.10.2025 09:33:23
Sachem

cannabisbimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
Hi Sachem. Will Senators have 10 votes and citizens have 1 vote?

Yes, as previously, senators' votes count x10, for all our elections.
Also, to vote you'll need level 21, or be a senator.

23.10.2025 09:33:23
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24.10.2025 15:47:07
LittleMissRachie

Hi Sachem, we have been informed by the current Prime Ximbo that @KatieBoutique will be Minister of Justice next term. As that account no longer exists, how will the role be filled?
Thanks so much for your diligence

24.10.2025 15:47:07
      ximbos of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains!
               

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24.10.2025 19:11:12
KirstyD8

It will probably be the same concept we have with Tibby since she could not be MoJ like she was named, it went to her alt.

24.10.2025 19:11:12
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Senator

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Freethinkerland
24.10.2025 20:10:22
LittleMissRachie

it went to her alt when she verified it belonged to her. that hasn't happened. will MoJ verify their person? or are we giving it to an unverified account of a similar name?

24.10.2025 20:10:22
      ximbos of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains!
               

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Freethinkerland
24.10.2025 20:16:20
TokiKonoe

How do you know it hasn't happened? I guess Katie's accounts could be verified via her PayPal payments for example or the same way tibby's has been.

24.10.2025 20:16:20
Sorry I dont mean to be disrespectful to you.
I know that without you we are nothing.
But its very hard when you are all so stupid.

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