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Favea
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11787
Reputation: 8293
Posts: 506
Agnostica
16.07.2019 21:24:11
Favea

Don't real trolls stick to Facebook?

16.07.2019 21:24:11
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Angelina Diamond2
Level 186
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5071449
Reputation: 176082
Posts: 2246
Antitheocra
07.12.2019 07:59:45
Angelina Diamond2

Are you using Facebook regularly? 

07.12.2019 07:59:45

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
14.12.2019 04:12:57
craigslist-stripper

is facebook even going to be around much longer?

14.12.2019 04:12:57

BambiBimbo
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2706
Reputation: 1765
Posts: 4
Atheista
14.12.2019 04:54:13
BambiBimbo

Isn't instagram more popular than facebook now?

14.12.2019 04:54:13
Angelina Diamond2
Level 186
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5071449
Reputation: 176082
Posts: 2246
Antitheocra
14.12.2019 10:03:10
Angelina Diamond2

Isn't Instagram and Facebook a bit boring platforms? 

14.12.2019 10:03:10

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

Cat_tastic17
Level 45
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 68199
Reputation: 35437
Posts: 382
Agnostica
14.12.2019 12:16:36
Cat_tastic17

Isn't facebook way too full of annoying ads?

14.12.2019 12:16:36
Darling, I’m the cat’s meeeooooww ;-)
WinniePooh
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24380
Reputation: 14174
Posts: 575
Freethinkerland
29.12.2019 04:11:42
WinniePooh

Do you remember Myspace?

29.12.2019 04:11:42

Jasp
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1777
Reputation: 1542
Posts: 250
Atheista
31.12.2019 00:10:33
Jasp

Who actually misses Myspace?

31.12.2019 00:10:33
Cat_tastic17
Level 45
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 68199
Reputation: 35437
Posts: 382
Agnostica
01.01.2020 12:14:27
Cat_tastic17

Did anyone actually use Myspace regularly?

01.01.2020 12:14:27
Darling, I’m the cat’s meeeooooww ;-)
Dame Blanche
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5412
Reputation: 5250
Posts: 543
Agnostica
05.01.2020 18:03:16
Dame Blanche

Does the younger generation even know what MySpace is?

05.01.2020 18:03:16

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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