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Leniese
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 534
Reputation: 668
Posts: 65
Atheista
23.06.2022 06:48:03
Leniese

hamsters are a common rodent in Syria

23.06.2022 06:48:03
Hara
Level 28
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 16020
Reputation: 9149
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
20.09.2022 21:48:22
Hara

Cursive is just the yassified version of regular letters

20.09.2022 21:48:22

veroniquexoxo
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52732
Reputation: 20639
Posts: 175
Atheista
21.09.2022 06:43:43
veroniquexoxo

men who can grow a full beard are more likely to go fully bald

21.09.2022 06:43:43

Australis Borealis
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24577
Reputation: 22371
Posts: 652
Freethinkerland
21.09.2022 13:38:31
Australis Borealis

You cannot lick your own elbow.

21.09.2022 13:38:31

spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 756061
Reputation: 121844
Posts: 1105
Atheista
22.09.2022 04:13:00
spacesignal

chinchillas take dust baths because they are too fluffy and their fur is too dense to take regular baths- it would never dry!

22.09.2022 04:13:00
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
thynios
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 113863
Reputation: 62222
Posts: 1085
Atheista
09.10.2022 11:44:31
thynios

pope francis was once a nightclub bouncer lol

09.10.2022 11:44:31
   
gespenst
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 105735
Reputation: 51941
Posts: 1911
Freethinkerland
29.10.2022 01:17:31
gespenst

The lake depicted in the Phantom of the Opera is real.

It's a cistern built under the Palais Garnier (the opera house that PotO is set in) as the ground in Paris tends to have a lot of groundwater, given that the city is built on a river. The cistern is just used to divert groundwater into, so that the foundation isn't compromised by moisture damage. 

29.10.2022 01:17:31
caruxcaru
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14029
Reputation: 8161
Posts: 104
Antitheocra
29.10.2022 03:47:20
caruxcaru

the only hard ligament an octopus has is the one between its eyes, 8 cm long (if i remember correctly). so an octopus can fit into any hole it wants, as long as it will fit this ligament, and if it understands that the hole is smaller, it’ll just stop and move on

29.10.2022 03:47:20
Lasagna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39954
Reputation: 22285
Posts: 220
Atheista
12.11.2022 01:04:00
Lasagna

some poisonous frogs can become not poisonous by a change in diet (in the wild they eat certain plants that make them poisonous)

12.11.2022 01:04:00
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74100
Reputation: 37956
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
14.11.2022 03:46:41
Ximbolina Zuckerberg

Luna moths live approximately one week after emerging from the cocoon. 

14.11.2022 03:46:41
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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