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ediblegoats
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9976541
Reputation: 156354
Posts: 883
Antitheocra
15.02.2024 20:29:07
ediblegoats

omg my new friends want to meet up?? again??? twice in one week????

15.02.2024 20:29:07
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1603231
Reputation: 60326
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
15.02.2024 20:46:07
Pollyx

yay socialization!!! new friends are fun

15.02.2024 20:46:07
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Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69580
Reputation: 22240
Posts: 693
Secville
15.02.2024 21:00:12
Theodora Dee

can you guys spare me some friends i have none

15.02.2024 21:00:12

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227760
Reputation: 314056
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
15.02.2024 21:09:39
CinnamonSugar

Aww, Theodora. I'm sorry to hear that. 
But I get it. I don't feel like I am close to people either, as an adult. If I'm not at work, I'm a home with my partner. I don't get together with people. 

15.02.2024 21:09:39
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Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274750
Reputation: 64629
Posts: 1038
Atheista
15.02.2024 21:20:05
Angel Dust

we can all be friendless together :) 

hopefully one day circumstances will change though! 

15.02.2024 21:20:05
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Milten
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1387
Reputation: 1149
Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
15.02.2024 21:38:14
Milten

My problem is that I "have" friends but we are now grown up and well... We all changed. We're too different now, sometimes meeting with them feels like a chore to maintain a relationship just because it's a long one. Fortunately I also met new friends in uni that I obviously have more in common with. But I am still grateful, I can see the "loneliness epidemic" these days so... 

15.02.2024 21:38:14
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951118
Reputation: 112366
Posts: 3416
Atheista
15.02.2024 22:06:22
KatieBoutique

Theodora Dee wrote:
can you guys spare me some friends i have none

What!  You are The Poster Bimbovine Hucow for the Bimburger Franchise
That's an automatic entry into The Besties,Inc.

15.02.2024 22:06:22

ediblegoats
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9976541
Reputation: 156354
Posts: 883
Antitheocra
16.02.2024 03:15:40
ediblegoats

minecraft story mode was amazing and i’ll never not be upset that it’s gone </3 goodnight everyone

16.02.2024 03:15:40
EnthusiasticNaps
Level 123
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1473361
Reputation: 94974
Posts: 1465
Antitheocra
16.02.2024 03:29:34
EnthusiasticNaps

I hope everyone took advantage of Discount Valentines Candy day <3

16.02.2024 03:29:34

moonflower
Level 85
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 484057
Reputation: 49622
Posts: 495
Atheista
16.02.2024 04:01:44
moonflower

Did anyone eat anything good today?? All I got was some leftover pizza, grapes, and I'm about to eat 3 little mandarins 

16.02.2024 04:01:44
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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