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Janeze321
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Agnostica
08.07.2024 14:22:18
craigslist-stripper

im so upset this morning… i have been having some severe tummy issues for the last month or two. i went to the doctor to get some tests done last week and i just got the call “great news! all the tests came back negative, everything looks good!”

NOT GREAT NEWS because something is still wrong but now we have no clue what it could be. i have an appointment booked with a specialist next month. wish me luck guys :(

08.07.2024 14:22:18

Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
08.07.2024 16:08:53
Janeze321

Aww I hope you get some resolution and everything works out for you. 



08.07.2024 16:08:53
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
08.07.2024 16:10:23
craigslist-stripper

thank you janeze! it’s the sheer mystery that’s killing me the most x_X

08.07.2024 16:10:23

Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
08.07.2024 20:04:27
Daphnee_Mino

I will pray for your mystery health issue. Hopefully it stops and you will find an explanation eventually. I can kind of relate. Personally My stomach does not hurt if eat like a monk or some sort of mountain lion. Which is an unsustainable diet for me. Im convinced its something mental at this point. Because sometimes a fresh fruit will have me unable to walk from heartburn other times i will eat trash and end up okay chillin

08.07.2024 20:04:27
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Katrynah
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Antitheocra
08.07.2024 20:14:49
Katrynah

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
im so upset this morning… i have been having some severe tummy issues for the last month or two. i went to the doctor to get some tests done last week and i just got the call “great news! all the tests came back negative, everything looks...
this is so fucked up LMAO im sorry. they're like, good news we can now legally deny you care! :D

I hope the specialist goes well and your insurance covers it, feels like doctors sometimes just throw their hands up to make you have to go out of network :(

08.07.2024 20:14:49
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Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
08.07.2024 20:17:51
Daphnee_Mino

Try burger king foot lettuce

08.07.2024 20:17:51
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craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
08.07.2024 21:12:25
craigslist-stripper

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)im so upset this morning… i have been having some severe tummy issues for the last month or two. i went to the doctor to get some tests done last week and i just got the call “great news! all the...
LOL the first specialist they referred me too was actually out of network so i had to call my doc back up and demand they send the referral someplace else

i was hoping the regular doctor could figure it out because im pretty sure the specialist is gonna want to give me a colonoscopy and that sounds! Bad! 

Also Daphnee I literally feel your pain, very similar to what’s happening to me. doesnt matter if i eat “good” or “bad” i will just randomly feel like garbage after eating sometimes as little as 2-3 bites. but other times im fine? my last straw was when i went to a cookout and all i ate was half a hotdog and some watermelon, yet i was completely doubled over with abdominal pain and nausea so bad that i had to go lay down for an hour until i felt fine enough to drive home and go to bed. like wtf 

08.07.2024 21:12:25

bellebea
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Antitheocra
09.07.2024 17:42:38
bellebea

hi <3

09.07.2024 17:42:38
brshrk
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Agnostica
10.07.2024 01:12:42
brshrk

BUMP its tuesday my 3rd favorite day 

10.07.2024 01:12:42
efficiency has to be effective 
xxloisgriffinslayerxx
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Freethinkerland
10.07.2024 01:14:53
xxloisgriffinslayerxx

I'm waiting on a delivery for a dvd and it BETTER come today x

10.07.2024 01:14:53

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