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Janeze321
miserywhxre
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Atheista
26.08.2024 02:10:26
miserywhxre

just smoked a cig & got nauseous & realized all i had today was a hash brown :)

26.08.2024 02:10:26

m̷̳̭͑͛̋̃̄̇͐i̵̧̞̣̹̰̥̣̤͚͛̃̽ͅs̵̢͖̦̮̆̅̊̂̇͝e̸̛͙̺͙̱̞̹͂͊r̶̨͍̠͖̹͖̻̪͚̺̎̀̆̋͂̃̊͋y̴̧͖̣͉̟͙͈̣͍̆̔̀͆͑ͅl̴̼̯̪̻̦̯̱͑̅͌̍͊̉̒́ͅu̸̡̱͈͉̝̬̼̅̂͝v̵͓͈̲̝͕͔̦͍̂̐̑̅̿̚͠s̴͓̮̅c̵̖͑̌͋̒̋͋͝͝ô̵̢͖͕̼͙̖͇̞̺̖̽̿̋m̸̲̝̮͎̝̘̞͕̖̒̂͛ͅp̸̨̧̢̛͖̲̣̪͓̙̔̐̄̍̒͐͂͐ã̷̛̗̙͉̜͚̹͎̭̯̃͊̅̊̚͘͜n̴̛̗̲̺̽͌͛y̵̜̙͈̲͛̽͂̅͘͜<̷̡̛͈̠̯̥͕̩̳́̀̊̾̄͑̐͝3̷̧͖̉̈̔͘͝3̵̥̰͉̹͚̤̠̙̓͂̌͐̈̿̽̓̀̉͜3̶̲̞̹͎̈́̍́̈́́͠

Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
26.08.2024 05:50:41
Janeze321

I'm curious, why did you start to smoke? I hope you had something nice to eat following your cig. I love a hash brown now and again. 

Happy Monday everyone.

26.08.2024 05:50:41
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
miserywhxre
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Atheista
26.08.2024 06:01:57
miserywhxre

thank you ! i started w vapes when i was 16 & then smoking cigs casually like w friends when i went out around 18 & the found myself craving them more & more. <3 a ciggy cig w coffee in the morning or a drunk cig or cigs after sex 

26.08.2024 06:01:57

m̷̳̭͑͛̋̃̄̇͐i̵̧̞̣̹̰̥̣̤͚͛̃̽ͅs̵̢͖̦̮̆̅̊̂̇͝e̸̛͙̺͙̱̞̹͂͊r̶̨͍̠͖̹͖̻̪͚̺̎̀̆̋͂̃̊͋y̴̧͖̣͉̟͙͈̣͍̆̔̀͆͑ͅl̴̼̯̪̻̦̯̱͑̅͌̍͊̉̒́ͅu̸̡̱͈͉̝̬̼̅̂͝v̵͓͈̲̝͕͔̦͍̂̐̑̅̿̚͠s̴͓̮̅c̵̖͑̌͋̒̋͋͝͝ô̵̢͖͕̼͙̖͇̞̺̖̽̿̋m̸̲̝̮͎̝̘̞͕̖̒̂͛ͅp̸̨̧̢̛͖̲̣̪͓̙̔̐̄̍̒͐͂͐ã̷̛̗̙͉̜͚̹͎̭̯̃͊̅̊̚͘͜n̴̛̗̲̺̽͌͛y̵̜̙͈̲͛̽͂̅͘͜<̷̡̛͈̠̯̥͕̩̳́̀̊̾̄͑̐͝3̷̧͖̉̈̔͘͝3̵̥̰͉̹͚̤̠̙̓͂̌͐̈̿̽̓̀̉͜3̶̲̞̹͎̈́̍́̈́́͠

Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
26.08.2024 06:19:42
Janeze321

That's interesting, many people have given up cigs for vapes. You went the other way. Thanks you for telling. I've never seen the appeal of either, I did try smoking while at school when the cool kids were doing it and teased me for not giving it a try, I eventually gave in but didn't enjoy it. I guess I might have smoked about ten cigs in my whole life and never since leaving school. A girlfriend of mine smoked and i'd have a puff with her now and again when we had Saturdays out in town. I lost touch with her when I left school, I wonder if she still smokes? I do like the smell of Pipe smoke, there is an old man living nearby that smokes a pipe and its so aromatic when he stands out on his porch smoking it. 

26.08.2024 06:19:42
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
miserywhxre
Level 28
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Posts: 172
Atheista
26.08.2024 06:56:09
miserywhxre

the smell of cigarette smoke in general is so nostalgic to me i love it it’s comforting but i didn’t realize that i did that LOL like i did go the opposite way didn’t i that’s so funny. this chat made me want a cig

26.08.2024 06:56:09

m̷̳̭͑͛̋̃̄̇͐i̵̧̞̣̹̰̥̣̤͚͛̃̽ͅs̵̢͖̦̮̆̅̊̂̇͝e̸̛͙̺͙̱̞̹͂͊r̶̨͍̠͖̹͖̻̪͚̺̎̀̆̋͂̃̊͋y̴̧͖̣͉̟͙͈̣͍̆̔̀͆͑ͅl̴̼̯̪̻̦̯̱͑̅͌̍͊̉̒́ͅu̸̡̱͈͉̝̬̼̅̂͝v̵͓͈̲̝͕͔̦͍̂̐̑̅̿̚͠s̴͓̮̅c̵̖͑̌͋̒̋͋͝͝ô̵̢͖͕̼͙̖͇̞̺̖̽̿̋m̸̲̝̮͎̝̘̞͕̖̒̂͛ͅp̸̨̧̢̛͖̲̣̪͓̙̔̐̄̍̒͐͂͐ã̷̛̗̙͉̜͚̹͎̭̯̃͊̅̊̚͘͜n̴̛̗̲̺̽͌͛y̵̜̙͈̲͛̽͂̅͘͜<̷̡̛͈̠̯̥͕̩̳́̀̊̾̄͑̐͝3̷̧͖̉̈̔͘͝3̵̥̰͉̹͚̤̠̙̓͂̌͐̈̿̽̓̀̉͜3̶̲̞̹͎̈́̍́̈́́͠

Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
26.08.2024 07:02:33
Janeze321

Me bad! sorry. Coffee and a cig, that's kind of so retro. Seeing all those old movies where they sit and have a coffee and a cig. Or sit at the bar with a cig and a drink. 

26.08.2024 07:02:33
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
miserywhxre
Level 28
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 11143
Posts: 172
Atheista
26.08.2024 07:24:54
miserywhxre

its okay LOL i’m not trying to quit so i just went out & had one. but no i know ! personally it makes me feel like i’m in those dramatic but aesthetic movies like looking out from my porch w my coffee & cig

26.08.2024 07:24:54

m̷̳̭͑͛̋̃̄̇͐i̵̧̞̣̹̰̥̣̤͚͛̃̽ͅs̵̢͖̦̮̆̅̊̂̇͝e̸̛͙̺͙̱̞̹͂͊r̶̨͍̠͖̹͖̻̪͚̺̎̀̆̋͂̃̊͋y̴̧͖̣͉̟͙͈̣͍̆̔̀͆͑ͅl̴̼̯̪̻̦̯̱͑̅͌̍͊̉̒́ͅu̸̡̱͈͉̝̬̼̅̂͝v̵͓͈̲̝͕͔̦͍̂̐̑̅̿̚͠s̴͓̮̅c̵̖͑̌͋̒̋͋͝͝ô̵̢͖͕̼͙̖͇̞̺̖̽̿̋m̸̲̝̮͎̝̘̞͕̖̒̂͛ͅp̸̨̧̢̛͖̲̣̪͓̙̔̐̄̍̒͐͂͐ã̷̛̗̙͉̜͚̹͎̭̯̃͊̅̊̚͘͜n̴̛̗̲̺̽͌͛y̵̜̙͈̲͛̽͂̅͘͜<̷̡̛͈̠̯̥͕̩̳́̀̊̾̄͑̐͝3̷̧͖̉̈̔͘͝3̵̥̰͉̹͚̤̠̙̓͂̌͐̈̿̽̓̀̉͜3̶̲̞̹͎̈́̍́̈́́͠

Janeze321
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Posts: 11085
Freethinkerland
26.08.2024 07:27:20
Janeze321

I see it! Many many great scenes in moves have that combo.
Have a great day.
I'm off to the coal face. It's my Friday so my weekend is coming YAY

26.08.2024 07:27:20
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
26.08.2024 07:58:25
Daphnee_Mino

I only smoke when drinking which is not super often or sometimes while having coffee with friends. I don't really crave it when in alone

26.08.2024 07:58:25
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Venus Planet Destroyer
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Atheista
26.08.2024 08:40:56
Venus Planet Destroyer

ATTENTION! THIS THREAD HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CLAIMED BY THE ₊•.°.⋆✮⋆.°.•₊ PLANET ☆ VENUS ₊•.°.⋆✮⋆.°.•₊ ALL ACTIVITY PAST AND FUTURE ACTIVITY ON THIS THREAD IS UNDER THE SOVEREIGNTY OF ☆ VENUS ☆ AND ANY RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH SWIFT AND MERCILESS FORCE ⋆⭒˚.⋆

26.08.2024 08:40:56

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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