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Janeze321
spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 756563
Reputation: 121875
Posts: 1105
Atheista
28.08.2024 04:40:12
spacesignal

oh my god tibby I would not recover from that

28.08.2024 04:40:12
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3053121
Reputation: 735501
Posts: 11085
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 04:55:04
Janeze321

Some guys are so dumb! I can't believe that he only thought it was six months. I thought guys like that just didn't exist anymore. 

My favourite part of the day is my morning ritual of Bimbo-ing and coffee. My other favourite part is going to bed and slipping between those cool sheets feeling comfy in my satin PJs.

Happy Wednesday everyone.

28.08.2024 04:55:04
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602866
Reputation: 60283
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
28.08.2024 05:08:00
Pollyx

the education system is failing these men that is absolutely terrible. how did they think that

my favorite part of my day today was meeting a friendly cat outside our new temporary rental. he had a very soft head and his chirpy meows really brightened my day :) also got fresh mini cinnamon sugar donuts this morning!!

28.08.2024 05:08:00
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Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3053121
Reputation: 735501
Posts: 11085
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 05:25:36
Janeze321

That sounds like a lovely kitty, we have one near the park that says hello when I walk past on route to work. Those Donuts sound super. I'm gonna have me one today I think... 

28.08.2024 05:25:36
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11463572
Reputation: 342050
Posts: 3478
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 08:19:14
Pet Vicky

You had me at donuts.

28.08.2024 08:19:14

Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3053121
Reputation: 735501
Posts: 11085
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 09:12:50
Janeze321

Morning tea with mom and custard filled doughnuts yummy 

28.08.2024 09:12:50
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875353
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
28.08.2024 17:58:37
Melpomene

I made like an apple crumble thing today. It was pretty good with whipped cream. Highlight of my day

What's the wildest sex ed related misconseption you guys have caught in the wild?

28.08.2024 17:58:37

Furiously drawing new designs 

Slick_D
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 278982
Reputation: 64019
Posts: 1119
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 18:02:10
Slick_D

Sounds good, I like crumble 

28.08.2024 18:02:10

S L I C K__D








spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 756563
Reputation: 121875
Posts: 1105
Atheista
28.08.2024 20:19:52
spacesignal

some guy in high school thought that jacking off excessively would make his dick longer

28.08.2024 20:19:52
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
alexa pro
Level 130
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1730419
Reputation: 101662
Posts: 1391
Atheista
28.08.2024 20:24:53
alexa pro

....omg?!

28.08.2024 20:24:53

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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