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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.11.2019 06:40:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

I would have to walk by dead birds, skunks, dog's, cats and foxes, deer and rabbets. to walk to the closest store/ mini-mart.....   1/4 mile and skeletons the whole way.....  It is the only major highway going to Yellowstone National Park....
           Road Kill is a way of life here.
  I do pause to pick up the tags/licences, from domesticated creature's and call the number and return the tags if desired by the owner's.  It is grim to do,  but it does bring closure to pet owner's.

14.11.2019 06:40:01
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
14.11.2019 06:42:23
supahbimbo

Closure is a nice thing. I would hate to never get closure if someone or something I loved disappeared and I never saw it again.

14.11.2019 06:42:23
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
14.11.2019 21:01:16
supahbimbo

Christmas time is a comming. Has anyone got any plans for Christmas? I love Christmas so much it's such a great season. I love Christmas songs and Christmas movies and stuff. So fun.

14.11.2019 21:01:16
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.11.2019 21:54:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

The holidays are a bit of a toxic subject for me....   All the people I loved to share them with were always killed during this time of year.....   Now my children are grown-up and because they are men,  they tend to follow their wive's to family function's with their in-law's. As men they also don't think about inviting their mother ....

  Holidays only serve to remind me of the fact, I'm an orphan in this world.
  Don't get me wrong about it.  I am not bitter,  and love the beauty I see during the holidays. I am the type of person who gives gift's to stranger's instead of family member's.
  God always put's someone in my path of life to help somehow, that make's me feel good doing so....
   Many Christmas time's I've actually rescued people from certain death, because I was in the right place at the right time.
Feeling lonely and suicidal, and going on drive's in the mountain's just to come across lost families, out of gas or crashed in raging blizzards.   Giving me the reason I needed to take them and myself to safety once again.
   So I will most likely go on 'patrol' again, and look at the Christmas light's and thank God for the gift of a child bourn to save the world.

14.11.2019 21:54:27
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
14.11.2019 22:07:23
supahbimbo

I love looking at Christmas lights. I remember as a kid my uncle took me out to see lights which was nice but my cousin didn't want to go and was getting funny about it but what we didn't know is my cousin has mental illness like anger issues and stuff. He has been in a place for his problems but I don't know with him. I haven't seen him in a long time now because he is boring to be around just smoking the green stuff and being sleepy and doesn't want to do stuff. Oh that and my mum had a falling out with my untie his mother so it would be awkward to be around him if she is around.

14.11.2019 22:07:23
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.11.2019 00:10:28
HeavenLeighBimbo

Only during Christmas time does the city look so beautiful.....   
It is a small town by most standards of size,  but when you go up on the mountain 2000 feet above it on a desolate road, suddenly instead of the normal yellow light of street-light's and mercury-vapor light's,  and neon sign's,  suddenly the place looks like a Galaxy of Star's.
  The people here are so rich,  home displays become tourist attraction's.  Some even broadcast the music. 
                  Music set up to the display's on FM Radio.  Choreographed like professional's [like they normally are]
  Parking que's, just to get into a neighborhood, is how extreme these show's are.  Most are so overwhelmed  they keep the show's, running well into January.
  I would hate to see the power bill for them....  Haha........

15.11.2019 00:10:28
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
15.11.2019 00:13:05
supahbimbo

If they are rich I guess they can afford it. 

15.11.2019 00:13:05
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.11.2019 00:27:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

The best part is Christmas eve.......
  The illegal firework's....   Yes Illegal, is ignored for one night only.......   Bomb's bursting in the air with every color of the rainbow.   Even the poor seem to find enough money to buy ammunition, to shoot into the sky.   I would say people save the rocket's from the 4th of July celebration's just to use them for Christmas....
   It is a glorious sight even law enforcement know's cannot be stopped.....
  For hell's sake they shoot them off too, for that matter !!!!  Been there done that !!!!!
  What is going to burn when covered in a blanket of snow?
   Ever seen firework's explode in a snow storm?  I have !!!!
  I've been so close to them that it rained burning embers and water, on my children and I, when the temperature was -10C and enveloped in fog because of the heat.....
American's take their celebration's very seriously where I live.....   Good on them :)

15.11.2019 00:27:22
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
15.11.2019 00:37:27
supahbimbo

I love a good celebration myself. I like Christmas and Australia Day which is like 4th July but Australian and no illegal fireworks... well probably some but not as much as America. 

15.11.2019 00:37:27
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.11.2019 02:52:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh the city I live in every year officials, tells me to 'Crack down on illegal Fireworks,'  and every year,   I watch those same officials shooting off cannon's too.......   It's just an offical policy that is not enforced,  and is sort of an inside Joke.........
    If an American civil war ever started,   Idaho would be a nightmare for 'city folk' to ever steal from again.
  The hunter's alone would be able to..............    Pick them off at 1000 yard's with just the information saved by apps on their phone's......    No internet required.
  A zombie Apocalyptic Disaster ?   Los Angeles, San Francisco, USA is already happening.
   We are just laughing at it, on the front line's of Conservative America.  My boy's are ready for a fight.

15.11.2019 02:52:17
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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