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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.11.2019 21:52:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

What about women?
   I've stolen the short's and underwear from men on the beach?
   Oh hell, let's be honest here,  I've abandoned men purely naked, without even a 'Flip-flop' to cover a breast.
   Purely a defensive move, of course........
   A naked woman running away from a naked rapist?   come-on.....-    The visuals are brilliant.   
Certain things, tug at the 'heartstrings's, of every motorist passing by'''''''''''
   I'm not proud to say it,  but I am a RAPE- survivor,  and I didn't go to counseling.

27.11.2019 21:52:16
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
27.11.2019 21:53:34
supahbimbo

You are just protecting yourself nothing wrong with that.

27.11.2019 21:53:34
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
28.11.2019 12:09:08
supahbimbo

Micahlynne would you rather be with a girl who is a 5 or a guy who is a 10?

28.11.2019 12:09:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.11.2019 20:04:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

Haha ^   now that is a hilarious question  ^. 
 Speaking for myself,  I have no penis envy, where-as, many feminist's do, or seem to, by action's, or politics.
  I would chose to remain an average (5) " plain Jane, woman.
   Men in America suffer greatly at the hands of American women.  I would NEVER want to wear their men's shoe's. 
Women cry about not being equal to men here,  but in many way's a reverse discrimination is the reality.  False accusation's of sexual assault is the current FAD, sending men to prison, losing job's and reputation.  Just because a woman says so. Even if it is :'post consensual-sex-regret, or they need to cover up an affair,  or any number of reasons a woman needs to lie to save their reputation, or make money from a law-suit.  America is a mess of very greedy women, and men are now conditioned to live in fear of sex, if they are smart.

29.11.2019 20:04:12
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
29.11.2019 20:20:34
supahbimbo

I do hate when people make up lies and everyone believes them. Too common these days.

29.11.2019 20:20:34
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.11.2019 23:06:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

I did something funny this morning.
  a slight' white-lie'.
    I used my 'offical -police' light's to disrupt the traffic' on a road to a major shopping center on the biggest shopping day of the year , for a minor reason.    I purposely, made everyone slow down, and lingered doing nothing, but laughing at the 'SHOPPING fool's,   just to replace a traffic cone knocked over by a snow-plow'.
  I did need to put the 'cone' back up, because it is such a huge 'pot-hole',  and destroys car's. 
 However what should have taken me 30 seconds to do, 
                        I spent an hour laughing at the 'Shopper's in a hurry to buy a new TV'.

    

29.11.2019 23:06:29
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
29.11.2019 23:11:09
supahbimbo

Black Friday is something I don't like. I don't it's worth it to go out to save some cash when your life is on the line lol. I have heard stories about Black Friday sales.

29.11.2019 23:11:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.11.2019 23:15:30
HeavenLeighBimbo

This 'Pot hole' is a traffic accident in the making if it isn't seen,  so I didn't feel very bad about temporarily closing the road down.
   But I sure did take my time, doing my job......  Who know's, I likely saved a life or two,  just slowing down the traffic at that time, and place.
   People kill each other, driving for a cheep TV or cell phone.

29.11.2019 23:15:30
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
29.11.2019 23:16:59
supahbimbo

They fight over stuff too. Wow a 600 dollar TV is only 200 not worth it if you are risking your life I say. I am not rich kinda on the poor side but I still manage to buy stuff. 

29.11.2019 23:16:59
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
29.11.2019 23:18:00
supahbimbo

Wow these 2000 dollar Louboutins are 800 dollars I have to get them but I ended up stabbing another woman with them because we were fighting over them. No thank you.

29.11.2019 23:18:00

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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