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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.12.2019 23:51:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

My youngest was the genius.  Graduated with perfect scores from high-school.  No worries about him......

   What I sort of want to speak about is my oldest son.......   A planned pregnancy. 
How shall I composes my thought's, to say it  ________  He amazed me today,  and I'm still a little breathless.
  He asked me to teach him to fly airplanes.   I am a licensed pilot, and instructor. 
                But teaching your own son something so deadly seems to be a conflict of interest to me.
  I didn't scream at him....  I didn't say NO.   I said, "let's sit down with the map's"............
  by that ,  I mean the Book's..... 
 He could be awesome but his reliance on technology is something I will have to kick out of him very brutally..........
                                  I'm not sure I can do that as his mother,  to teach him to fly...........
   Mother and son in a 0g freefall to the left,  What do you do SON? [ 5 seconds from death ]

15.12.2019 23:51:31
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
15.12.2019 23:53:03
supahbimbo

Don't hurt him. You don't want to risk his life now.

15.12.2019 23:53:03
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
16.12.2019 00:05:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

I earned those licences as a hobby.   Not a JOB. 
               My son would be the first student of mine........
   I am to f*cking scared to say NO,   but to f*king scared to say yes.
  I seriously hope he will quit after the required 20 hour's of 'Ground' school with me.
   I will give him an equal chance and then some   but just like my mother was with me.....   I'm NOT playing favorite's or indulging in nepotism......   My mother kicked my ass to be beautiful.   
 I'll kick my son's ass, to keep his blood from spilling on planet Earth.
  This is not a situation written about in the "mommy-hand book"   I scream !!!!!!
   He remembers me flying with them as babies,  now he want's to do it to.....   OH HELL NO,
                                the mother internally screams.......

16.12.2019 00:05:02
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
16.12.2019 00:21:17
supahbimbo

Awesome. I hope it all works out in the end

16.12.2019 00:21:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
16.12.2019 00:28:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just want to SCREAM at the sky right now......
   Why did my son,  want to do something his mother did?
  It is totally outrageous  why boys 'VEX' their mothers as such........
 He is about to get the most brutal teacher in the world, to fly with.
  His request.....   Oh sh*t......................   Is all I can process right now.......
  My baby flying  this:  ahhhhhh
                    Even the thought of it is like someone stealing my underwear......

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16.12.2019 00:28:23
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
16.12.2019 00:38:20
supahbimbo

Nice plane.

16.12.2019 00:38:20
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
16.12.2019 00:54:53
supahbimbo

Looks like fun to fly.

16.12.2019 00:54:53
SmartSlut
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6338
Reputation: 4973
Posts: 72
Antitheocra
16.12.2019 00:59:10
SmartSlut

   And you fly airplanes! Is there anything you can’t do, HeavenLeigh??

16.12.2019 00:59:10
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
16.12.2019 01:02:57
supahbimbo

Apparently not SmartSlut 

16.12.2019 01:02:57

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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