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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 04:24:48
supahbimbo

I mean if it was fat I understand but if it's muscle that should be different I would think.

17.12.2019 04:24:48
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 04:41:04
supahbimbo

Random odd and weird question. You say your nails are sharp right, if you stopped working and they started to grow long would you keep them long or cut them would you want them a certain length or what. I know I always ask the weird and wacky questions.

17.12.2019 04:41:04
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.12.2019 05:37:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

My nails are deadly weapon's.    For some reason just my daily activities, sharpen them.   I really do nothing with them, except normal life. They never get very long ether.   Just obtain the sharpness of razor-blades.
   I wake up some night's, to find I slashed my own body...... 
                           An itch in the middle of the night has made my bed sheets, bloody.
   I'm more careful when I'm awake,  but asleep I should really wear sock's on my hands for safety reason's.

   I use my hand's at work,  and digging in dirt, with your hand's is like filing them down.   Perfect for grabbing slippery, object's too.
  claws.....    I can puncture a cardboard box with just a grip of my finger's because the tip's of my finger's penetrate  the thickest of cardboard.    Sometime's it feels rather 'Ninja', when I can just use a single finger, like a knife.   
 A cute party trick is me eating an apple.

17.12.2019 05:37:32
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 06:10:00
supahbimbo

I mean would you like them longer if they didn't get filed down working? 

17.12.2019 06:10:00
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 06:21:09
supahbimbo

Sorry I also like long nails and hearing about your sharp nails fascinates me like if I was around you I would so love to see how sharp they are by seeing you stab things with them.

17.12.2019 06:21:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.12.2019 06:41:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

You know,,   I used to shave my husbands chest with them.....
   It would take a long while, too.
  He thought it tickled,   Just a simple scratch really..........
    But my finger's are small, so it would take a long time to explore his entire chest..........
   BREAK OUT THE VACUUM CLEANER.
                 His grooming was a messy affair !!!!!
  All joke aside,   I have to paint my nail's so elaborately for a reason.    To not hurt other people.
  Bright color's give me a visual que to be aware of where my hand's are at all time's. 
   This might sound very odd to normal people,  but for me it is TOTALLY necessary. 
                The bright color's, assist me in my 'perception of distance'. 
                            [it's a long story why this is so useful to me and other people.] 
                           Just another one of my 'super-power's'
media' glamour models FAKE, being pu*sies.

17.12.2019 06:41:20
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 06:42:40
supahbimbo

I mean could you tear through skin with your nails?

17.12.2019 06:42:40
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.12.2019 08:55:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yes, I do tear my own skin sometime's if I'm not careful.
   Just going to the loo,  and 'wiping' is a dangerous activity for me.

17.12.2019 08:55:43
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
17.12.2019 09:00:26
supahbimbo

Ouch and I bet you wouldn't do a thing with them, you could probably make them less sharp but you don't want to?

17.12.2019 09:00:26
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.12.2019 09:08:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

Whenever I paint my nails, I do make them 'blunt edged'.
   One day at work, sharpens them naturally however.   If I 'filed' them down every day,  they never grow long.
  Do you see my problem with having natural long nails now?
   Women with 'FAKE' long nail's, don't work like I do.   Fake nails are thicker and very fragile too.
         Super Glue is a 'fake bimbo's' best friend.   Hahahaaaaaa

17.12.2019 09:08:52
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The Town Square.

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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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