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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.12.2019 02:34:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

I must eat a HUGE sandwich, right now and go to bed.......
      I have stayed up a bit late, and must work for a few hour's, sleep for 3 hour's and attended my son's wife's Christmas Lunch.  
     Triple duty for me?
1: TEASE you with photo's from my past,
2: Eat a roasted beef sandwich bigger than a pizza
3: Try to sleep when I'm sexually aroused
4: Work with idiot's driving road-trains.
5: Try to take a nap for a hour or two
6: Be a perfect 'mother-in law' for Christmas.
    Hummmmmmmmmmm    What do you think is going to be the toughest Job, in the next 14 hour's for me?

21.12.2019 02:34:44
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.12.2019 02:36:57
supahbimbo

Number 3 lol. Honestly I would say number 4 because you can't tell what idiots can do.

21.12.2019 02:36:57
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.12.2019 02:44:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

NO # 2,   My coworker's gave me a gift of a roasted beef sandwich as tall as me....  6 feet tall/long.
   A joking gift for Christmas,   but      I'm eating a lot of sandwich right now.
     I go to bed 'sexually aroused' every night. 
 I have a beautiful bed with very cozy blanket's and a gorgeous surrounding's with no man to share it with........
    Put a pillow between my knee's and I fall asleep quickly.   HaHaHa.

21.12.2019 02:44:05
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.12.2019 02:45:34
supahbimbo

Well it's fun having a bed to yourself. I can never sleep next to someone unless I am facing away from them, can never face the same direction as them.

21.12.2019 02:45:34
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.12.2019 02:59:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

I must sleep facing my 'bed mate'.    Arms and leg's wrapped around in a tangled mess,  and preferably, letting him fall asleep while still inside me.   Angled just so,   That even when he loses an erection it is still just holding the semen inside of me. Daring not to move for fear, it might fall out of me.   It conditioned my mind and body to relax and sleep without moving an inch. 
               For me : a totally peaceful sleep with a lover.
    I miss my warm and comfortable, 'bed time's.'   A simple pillow, at least's reminds me of the 'feeling'.

21.12.2019 02:59:48
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mewtley
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1794
Reputation: 1494
Posts: 17
Secville
21.12.2019 06:52:32
mewtley

I wish I had 12 dollars. 

21.12.2019 06:52:32
Montri
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7051
Reputation: 4195
Posts: 11
Atheista
21.12.2019 07:05:08
Montri

3 is me daily

21.12.2019 07:05:08
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.12.2019 07:27:12
supahbimbo

If you need money I suggest getting a job, if you already have a job save. You could also collect cans and bottles if where you live gives you money for cans and bottles. I don't know what else to say.

21.12.2019 07:27:12
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
22.12.2019 20:25:08
AlienPrinceFromVenus

supahbimbo wrote:
Well it's fun having a bed to yourself. I can never sleep next to someone unless I am facing away from them, can never face the same direction as them.
Oooo Same! I need so much space just in general, the only way I'm comfortable living with a partner is by having a room just for myself. It helps to live with someone who understands that need and isn't hurt by it when I want to be alone.



22.12.2019 20:25:08
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
22.12.2019 20:34:43
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Oh right, I had a reason for being here.

A CRISIS IS UPON US. Me. A crisis is upon me. I'm planning a holiday dinner with my dear friend, but we left it super last minute. Tomorrow I'm going emergency shopping for food ingredients. The crisis? We have no idea what we're making. We're avoiding most traditional Christmas foods; the big slab of meat, the vegetable casseroles, the fish... Because they are either boring or too time consuming to make and I don't eat fish.

I've suggested we make a soup but my friend didn't like the idea, and I suggested doing a rice with spicy chicken but she still wanted something more Christmas spirited. I'm trying to research Christmas foods that aren't overly time consuming to make, but I don't even know what I'm looking for. If anyone feels like suggesting holiday foods to me feel free to do so, otherwise thanks for letting me vent.

22.12.2019 20:34:43
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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