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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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22.03.2015
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1181
Atheista
08.03.2020 01:18:13
torrenoia

encore!!!

08.03.2020 01:18:13
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.03.2020 01:19:27
Classy Joe

Actually anyone want to hear me sing?

08.03.2020 01:19:27
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Reasonopia
08.03.2020 02:35:27
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"This is my swan song."

The singer gets up determined, but fumbles immediately and falls back to his barstool. Looking as though he had already forgotten why he'd tried to get up in the first place he turns to the bartender, "Maybe I'll just have a rum coke instead..."

(Open mic night! Open mic night!)

08.03.2020 02:35:27
They/Them 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.03.2020 02:56:26
Classy Joe

Slowly walks to the stage and stands up on the stage. Grabs the microphone and begins singing an off key classy version of New York New York.

08.03.2020 02:56:26
                                                          
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
08.03.2020 06:41:25
torrenoia

i am fuming. i am so tired of dealing with stupid people who dont use their fucking brains and act like im crazy for getting upset with them lol

classy joe thank you for your singing, love hearing from you bro

08.03.2020 06:41:25
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
08.03.2020 06:58:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"Fly me to the Moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, darling kiss me~<3"



"All I want is to find true love" Helvetin Venus sighs wistfully. He downs a shot of tequila.

"You're doing great Torr! Remember, people really are that dumb. Lowered expectations=lowered blood pressure."

The alien begins applauding. No one knows what for, the performance by Classy Joe, his own life advice, or Torrenoia's mere existence. Everyone joins in despite the confusion. I am confused as well. Just smile and clap. Smile. And. Clap.

08.03.2020 06:58:03
They/Them 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.03.2020 07:01:35
Classy Joe

*Exits the stage and walks to the exit* I will be back in a few minutes I need a cigar after that performance.

08.03.2020 07:01:35
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
08.03.2020 23:29:28
HeavenLeighBimbo

[[[  giggling ]]]
   Image result for dance revolution gif

08.03.2020 23:29:28
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.03.2020 23:49:22
Classy Joe

Lol that's so funny.

08.03.2020 23:49:22
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
10.03.2020 05:47:01
AlienPrinceFromVenus

It's we live in a society time y'all!

    >On the importance of intergenerational friendships



I have noticed that on Earth, since a young age humans are taught to keep to their own age group.

They are separated by age in schools, and live their life largely segregated by age until they reach adulthood. Then suddenly they are thrust into the real world, where one must interact with people of varying ages. But the habit remains. Often people still find themselves only creating lasting relationships with their age peers.

This leads to everyone segregating themselves into their own little groups that rarely interact with each other, and often do not understand each other, or even believe they could, or wish to try.

I believe this has created a societal habit, wherein the older generation refuses to listen to the younger generations, and vice versa.

And that's probably bad, tee hee!

Because, like. As the society changes to accomodate the newer values obviously you gotta like, get with the times or be seen as grumpy crusty ole a**hole, lol XD

And like, similarly if someone young could get past all that they might find themselves in some interesting and valuable discussion. Cause like, you learn from the people who came before you. Lmao, that's effin' crazy!

UwU

This has been an update to Helvetin Venus's human research project. Back to the pub, Karen!

-Signed, Helvetin Venus. Remaining the only Diety of Bimbolands, absolute babe and badass, smarter than I look but stupider than I sound <3 And totes a zoomer by the by.

10.03.2020 05:47:01
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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