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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 04:13:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ehh ......Cat's are like Mice.......   they all eat and drink......   Ehhhhh.
   Keep it CLASSY.

05.03.2020 04:13:59
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629384
Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.03.2020 04:14:36
craigslist-stripper

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Do ya'll serve cats in this fine establishment!?

cat should get a minnow shot too. fishy

05.03.2020 04:14:36

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 04:59:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh MY god,   Kat[c]     video's.  !!!!!   Ehhh   Funny...   
   OK the Establishment say's....... >
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05.03.2020 04:59:04
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 05:58:13
Classy Joe

I'm sad now. I need a drink. A strong drink. I feel like the new classy me is boring now. I love being classy but what do others think about me?

I mean I didn't create this character to make others happy I guess it's what makes me happy and if others don't see that then I guess I shouldn't worry about them.

05.03.2020 05:58:13
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 06:10:07
jamie fae

*Walking in I look around to see if I know anyone in here, as I walk to the bar.*
Bartender may I please have a double shot Cointreau & a medium rare Ribeye Steak. 

05.03.2020 06:10:07
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
05.03.2020 06:23:37
torrenoia

Classy Joe wrote:
I'm sad now. I need a drink. A strong drink. I feel like the new classy me is boring now. I love being classy but what do others think about me?

I mean I didn't create this character to make others happy I guess it's what makes me happy and if others don't see that then I guess I shouldn't worry about them.
if someone doesnt like you being classy and are trying to tell you how to be then theyre a jerk, do what makes you happy and if being classy makes you happy then be classy! you arent hurting anyone by being classy, and i enjoy talking to you if that means anything :p

05.03.2020 06:23:37
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 07:34:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

jamie fae wrote:
*Walking in I look around to see if I know anyone in here, as I walk to the bar.*
Bartender may I please have a double shot Cointreau & a medium rare Ribeye Steak.

Host Write's:
     Rib Eye's cut's of beef,
   Come in Dead or Bloody....
   The 'Smoker' with CHERRY Wood is
Running 24hr 7 day's a week.
Coleslaw cabbage marinating for at least 3 day's.   and
  If 'MOMMA' doesn't give you a Kiss, the Meal is FREE. 
                        It's double shot Thursday........
 
'Cheers-Cheers'....    Kissing 'Momma', is a double Tissue affair.      

05.03.2020 07:34:21
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
05.03.2020 07:51:32
torrenoia

do what makes you happy classy joe! as long as you are kind to others they shouldnt complain about who you are, and if someone is upsetting you by being rude or pushing you to be something you dont want to be its okay to block them for your own happiness

05.03.2020 07:51:32
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 07:51:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

Image result for sexy smoking beef BBQAre you sure you don't want to EAT ME first? @ my Ex husband with LOVE !!!!!!!!

05.03.2020 07:51:56
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 08:01:35
Classy Joe

I just ate my dinner and I am full.

I need a drink. I want the next person to post in this thread to choose the drink for me what I drink.

I decided to stay classy and classy only.

05.03.2020 08:01:35
                                                          

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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