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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:50:42
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Shut up. Foot in mouth.

04.03.2020 23:50:42
They/Them 
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
04.03.2020 23:52:10
Alexstrasza

What we need here, is some smooth jazz.
https://youtu.be/uyox8Ylk9vE?t=9

04.03.2020 23:52:10
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:52:34
Classy Joe

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Right. Because it's better to be the guy who harasses women than gay. Jesus Christ, stop before you put your foot in your mouth and get back to having fun and role playing you two.
I would never harass a women ever. That wouldn't be classy of me. and if I ever do I wouldn't do it on purpose and if I ever have I apologise to anyone I have upset.


04.03.2020 23:52:34
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:55:07
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Alexstrasza wrote:
What we need here, is some smooth jazz.
https://youtu.be/uyox8Ylk9vE?t=9
Thank you!

04.03.2020 23:55:07
They/Them 
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:57:48
jamie fae

torrenoia wrote:
whats wrong with people thinking you are gay?
I was called gay all through Elementary & Jr. High School. It started because gay rhymed with my real last name. This lasted until about half way through 8th grade, when a rummer claiming that I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant  (we had not even had sex yet), was spread. So forgive me for not wanting to be called gay ever again!!!! :(

04.03.2020 23:57:48
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
04.03.2020 23:58:03
Alexstrasza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytFg0hFad8
I'm gonna have a Piña Colada bartender. On that gentleman's tab, if you will.
I point at Classy Joe.

04.03.2020 23:58:03
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:58:06
Classy Joe

I am going to say one last thing. I just want to be a classy guy and I don't want to upset or hurt anyone. I am not here to make enemies I am here to make friends and I apologise to everyone in chat for what I have said. I will not talk about anything that makes people uncomfortable and if I do let me know.

sits up and walks out of the bar.

I am leaving the pub for a while to have a think about what I have said and will be back a little later. Hopefully people can forgive me or anything I have said wrong because I just want to make friends or enemies.

04.03.2020 23:58:06
                                                          
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
04.03.2020 23:59:53
Alexstrasza

You forgot to pay for my dri - rats, I guess I'm paying my way tonight :D

04.03.2020 23:59:53
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:00:03
jamie fae

Alexstrasza wrote:
Glass smoke rooms are the worst. I've seen them in airports and holy hell those things are death traps! The smell alone is enough to make one retch!
So no, we need a better solution than just a glass room. Perhaps a smaller side-room can be repurposed to serve as a quiet smoke-misted cantina? No guns, Han. I SAID NO GUNS, LEAVE GREEDO ALONE!
How about a glass room with a well vented ceiling, that sucks the smoke out? 

05.03.2020 00:00:03
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
05.03.2020 00:01:09
torrenoia

jamie fae wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
whats wrong with people thinking you are gay?
I was called gay all through Elementary & Jr. High School. It started because gay rhymed with my real last name. This lasted until about half way through 8th grade, when a rummer claiming that I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant  (we had not even had sex yet), was spread. So forgive me for not wanting to be called gay ever again!!!! :(
i dont think anyone cares based on your previous behavior towards The Gays :/


as a gay person i just want to say: Shut. Up.

05.03.2020 00:01:09
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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